Magus' Day Off by Mystic Zelda
"Ok, some of you may know Chibi Magus and his crazy fan fic series called "Android's Day Off" well he suggested that I write a Day Off fic about me and my RPG family, which includes me, Chibi Magus, and Shadow Magus. So here it is, no flames please. Enjoy!" - Mystic Zelda
Note:
CM = Chibi Magus
SM = Magus
MZ = Zelda (Moi ^.^)
And now, the fan fic you've all been waiting for *drum roll* Magus' Day Off - ta daaa!
(We start our story at Opassa beach on a lovely, sunny, normal day...or is it?)
CM: Wow this place is cool, mummy!
MZ: It sure is, son *Looks out to the sea*
SM: The sea looks great *smiles*
CM: Daddy, are you gonna have a go at surfin' today?
SM: Umm..are you sure about it?
CM: Yups *smiles*
MZ: You should have a try, angel. You never know, you might be good at it.
SM: Yes, ok I'll try *smiles then hugs MZ*
CM: *smiles*
SM: Ok, son lets go surf!
CM: Oki, daddy! *grabs his surf board and runs to the sea along with his dad*
MZ: *Smiles* What a lovely family I have.
(Next we see CM surfing like a pro)
CM: Yay this rocks!
SM: *Looks on at his son* Yeah..
CM: Aww come on, daddy. Please don't be scared, I'll teach you to surf!
SM: Alright, son.
CM: Now, daddy. You lie on your tummy on the board, swimming to a wave then when you get to one, stand up on the board, holding your arms up for balance.
SM: Ok, I'll try it.
CM: *Does all that to show him* See? It's quite easy.
SM: Ok here it goes. *Swims up to a wave then anxiously stands up on the board, a bit wobbly at first* Hey, son..I did it!
CM: Yay for daddy *waves to his mum*
MZ: *Smiles and waves back*
SM: *Waves to MZ but loses his balance a bit* Woah..
MZ: *Shouting* be careful, Magus!
SM: I will...woah..*wobbles*
CM: You can do it!
SM: Yes, I can and I will!
CM: That's the spirit, daddy! *Does a handstand on the board*
SM: *Thinks to self* Hmm...I'll try that.
CM: *Surfs in a handstand* Look, mummy!
MZ: Well done, Janus! *applauds him*
SM: *Attempts a handstand, successfully does it* Hey, Zelda look at me! I'm the king of surfers Yeah!
MZ: Heh..
SM: Yeah I'm the god of the water and prince of the stunts! Watch this, hun! *handstands with one hand, but starts to wobble*
MZ: Magus, be..*is cut off by his yell*
SM: Woah...I'm gonna falll! *Falls of the board*
CM: Daddy!
MZ: That's what he gets for being a clever dick.
CM: Daddy? Where are you *Jumps of his board and swims after him*
MZ: Huh?
CM: *Swims* Daddy! Oh I hope he hasn't drowned *feels sad*
MZ: *Stands up and shouts* Son! where is he?!
CM: *Shouts* Me dunno!
MZ: Oh Kami..*Runs down to the sea*
CM: Daddy! *starts to well up*
MZ: *Jumps into the water and searches for him*
CM: *Starts to cry*
MZ: *Can not find him* Oh, son..*feels sad*
CM: *Cries harder and hugs his mum tight*
MZ: *Starts to cry too*
(Suddenly there is a big splash, Magus is seen resurfacing.)
CM: DADDY! YOU'RE OK!
MZ: *Grins*
SM: *Goes to his son* Wakka?
CM: Huh, daddy?
SM: Wakkkkaaa!
MZ: Must have swallowed too much sea water.
CM: Daddy I'm so glad you're back! *hugs his dad*
SM: *Grabs his son and swings him round* Wakkkaaaaaa wakka ding dong!
CM: Daddy! you're going to fast ahhhhhhh! *slips out of his hands*
MZ: Janus! *grabs him*
CM: Thankies, mummy *feels dizzy*
MZ: Magus what the hell are you playing at?!
SM: Wakaaaaaaaa wakkkaa ahhhhhhhhhhh Zelllllldddddddaaaaaaa! *runs around crazy*
MZ: What the....
CM: Dad making me scared, mum. *hugs his mum tight*
MZ: Me too, I guess he bumped his head.
CM: Daddy please stop me scared!
MZ: *Goes to Magus* Now stop all this!
SM: Oooh Zelda you sexy thang!
MZ: O.o
SM: *Wraps his arms around her and starts singing It Wasn't Me by Shaggy off key*
MZ: Umm...*starts to blush*
CM: Mummy what's "banging on the bathroom floor mean?"
MZ: Nothing, dear *smiles with a tint of red in her cheeks*
SM: Wakka ahhhhhhhhhh lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaa!
CM: O.o
MZ: O.o
SM: Maguuuuusssss hungryyyyyy ahhhhhh wakkaaaaa!
MZ: Uhh..ok, we can go and get something to eat.
SN: NO! I want Zelda to cook!
MZ: Angel but...
SM: Cook foooorrr me!!!
MZ: Magus..
SM: Cooooooook, woman!!!!!!
MZ: Grrr how dare you!
SM: Enough talk wakkkaaa cook me loadsa food!
CM: Daddy no be nasty to mummy.
SM: Wakaaaaaaaa gimme food! *chases Zelda around*
MZ: Ahhh Magus stop! *running away from him*
SM: Sexxxyyy babe cook me foooooood ahhhhhhhh!
MZ: No! This is my holiday too! *smacks into a coconut tree* owww!
CM: Mummy! *runs to his mum* you ok?
MZ: Yes, son I'll live *rubs head*
SM: *Grabs coconuts and juggles them then sings* I got a lovely bunch of coconuts!
MZ: *Laughs at him*
CM: Daddy silly!
MZ: Yes, especially in his insane state.
SM: *Stuffs all the coconuts into his mouth*
CM: O.o
MZ: O.O
SM: *Mouth full* Yumm these coconuts are as tasty as your mum's, son!
MZ: *Blushes*
CM: Mum what is he talking about?
MZ: Nothing son heheh *sweatdrops*
SM: *Swallows the coconuts* Owww waaakkkaa my tummy hurts!
MZ: Serves you right, you shouldn't have been greedy and eaten all those coconuts.
SM: Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
CM: Daddy is a big baby -.-
MZ: Yes, son -.-
SM: *Runs around madly* Shit! My tummy hurts bad!!!!
MZ: Language!
CM: Ooh daddy said naughty word!
MZ: This is crazy. Magus can you like stop being mad?
SM: Yeees I'm mad! Madly in love with you my, darling! Owwww my stomach wakkkaaa!
MZ: *Sighs*
SM: Hey son give your daddy a hug!
CM: Umm..no..not when you are like this!
SM: Gimme a freaking hug damnit!
CM: I'm scared!
SM: Do iiiiiiit! *chases after him*
CM: Mummmmmmy!
MZ: *Grabs her son and Magus bumps into a tree*
SM: Ahhh shite...
MZ: Language!
SM: *Starts getting dizzy then falls onto the sand*
CM: Daddy? *walks to him*
SM: *Opens eyes* H...huh?
MZ: Magus, are you alright?
SM: Uhhh...I think so...
CM: Daddy no crazy no more *smiles*
SM: Crazy?
MZ: Yeah you went completely mad!
CM: Yeah!
SM: Really? Oww I have a tummy ache, lets go to a pharmesist to get a cure then tell me about the whole thing.
MZ: Ok
SM: *Walks in front of them but gets hit by a coconut*
MZ & CM: Oh shit!
SM: Laaaaanggguuuaaaaggeeeeee waaaaaaakkkkkaaaaaaa!
THE END
Well, that's it. Please R/R, no flames please ^.^
"Ok, some of you may know Chibi Magus and his crazy fan fic series called "Android's Day Off" well he suggested that I write a Day Off fic about me and my RPG family, which includes me, Chibi Magus, and Shadow Magus. So here it is, no flames please. Enjoy!" - Mystic Zelda
Note:
CM = Chibi Magus
SM = Magus
MZ = Zelda (Moi ^.^)
And now, the fan fic you've all been waiting for *drum roll* Magus' Day Off - ta daaa!
(We start our story at Opassa beach on a lovely, sunny, normal day...or is it?)
CM: Wow this place is cool, mummy!
MZ: It sure is, son *Looks out to the sea*
SM: The sea looks great *smiles*
CM: Daddy, are you gonna have a go at surfin' today?
SM: Umm..are you sure about it?
CM: Yups *smiles*
MZ: You should have a try, angel. You never know, you might be good at it.
SM: Yes, ok I'll try *smiles then hugs MZ*
CM: *smiles*
SM: Ok, son lets go surf!
CM: Oki, daddy! *grabs his surf board and runs to the sea along with his dad*
MZ: *Smiles* What a lovely family I have.
(Next we see CM surfing like a pro)
CM: Yay this rocks!
SM: *Looks on at his son* Yeah..
CM: Aww come on, daddy. Please don't be scared, I'll teach you to surf!
SM: Alright, son.
CM: Now, daddy. You lie on your tummy on the board, swimming to a wave then when you get to one, stand up on the board, holding your arms up for balance.
SM: Ok, I'll try it.
CM: *Does all that to show him* See? It's quite easy.
SM: Ok here it goes. *Swims up to a wave then anxiously stands up on the board, a bit wobbly at first* Hey, son..I did it!
CM: Yay for daddy *waves to his mum*
MZ: *Smiles and waves back*
SM: *Waves to MZ but loses his balance a bit* Woah..
MZ: *Shouting* be careful, Magus!
SM: I will...woah..*wobbles*
CM: You can do it!
SM: Yes, I can and I will!
CM: That's the spirit, daddy! *Does a handstand on the board*
SM: *Thinks to self* Hmm...I'll try that.
CM: *Surfs in a handstand* Look, mummy!
MZ: Well done, Janus! *applauds him*
SM: *Attempts a handstand, successfully does it* Hey, Zelda look at me! I'm the king of surfers Yeah!
MZ: Heh..
SM: Yeah I'm the god of the water and prince of the stunts! Watch this, hun! *handstands with one hand, but starts to wobble*
MZ: Magus, be..*is cut off by his yell*
SM: Woah...I'm gonna falll! *Falls of the board*
CM: Daddy!
MZ: That's what he gets for being a clever dick.
CM: Daddy? Where are you *Jumps of his board and swims after him*
MZ: Huh?
CM: *Swims* Daddy! Oh I hope he hasn't drowned *feels sad*
MZ: *Stands up and shouts* Son! where is he?!
CM: *Shouts* Me dunno!
MZ: Oh Kami..*Runs down to the sea*
CM: Daddy! *starts to well up*
MZ: *Jumps into the water and searches for him*
CM: *Starts to cry*
MZ: *Can not find him* Oh, son..*feels sad*
CM: *Cries harder and hugs his mum tight*
MZ: *Starts to cry too*
(Suddenly there is a big splash, Magus is seen resurfacing.)
CM: DADDY! YOU'RE OK!
MZ: *Grins*
SM: *Goes to his son* Wakka?
CM: Huh, daddy?
SM: Wakkkkaaa!
MZ: Must have swallowed too much sea water.
CM: Daddy I'm so glad you're back! *hugs his dad*
SM: *Grabs his son and swings him round* Wakkkaaaaaa wakka ding dong!
CM: Daddy! you're going to fast ahhhhhhh! *slips out of his hands*
MZ: Janus! *grabs him*
CM: Thankies, mummy *feels dizzy*
MZ: Magus what the hell are you playing at?!
SM: Wakaaaaaaaa wakkkaa ahhhhhhhhhhh Zelllllldddddddaaaaaaa! *runs around crazy*
MZ: What the....
CM: Dad making me scared, mum. *hugs his mum tight*
MZ: Me too, I guess he bumped his head.
CM: Daddy please stop me scared!
MZ: *Goes to Magus* Now stop all this!
SM: Oooh Zelda you sexy thang!
MZ: O.o
SM: *Wraps his arms around her and starts singing It Wasn't Me by Shaggy off key*
MZ: Umm...*starts to blush*
CM: Mummy what's "banging on the bathroom floor mean?"
MZ: Nothing, dear *smiles with a tint of red in her cheeks*
SM: Wakka ahhhhhhhhhh lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaa!
CM: O.o
MZ: O.o
SM: Maguuuuusssss hungryyyyyy ahhhhhh wakkaaaaa!
MZ: Uhh..ok, we can go and get something to eat.
SN: NO! I want Zelda to cook!
MZ: Angel but...
SM: Cook foooorrr me!!!
MZ: Magus..
SM: Cooooooook, woman!!!!!!
MZ: Grrr how dare you!
SM: Enough talk wakkkaaa cook me loadsa food!
CM: Daddy no be nasty to mummy.
SM: Wakaaaaaaaa gimme food! *chases Zelda around*
MZ: Ahhh Magus stop! *running away from him*
SM: Sexxxyyy babe cook me foooooood ahhhhhhhh!
MZ: No! This is my holiday too! *smacks into a coconut tree* owww!
CM: Mummy! *runs to his mum* you ok?
MZ: Yes, son I'll live *rubs head*
SM: *Grabs coconuts and juggles them then sings* I got a lovely bunch of coconuts!
MZ: *Laughs at him*
CM: Daddy silly!
MZ: Yes, especially in his insane state.
SM: *Stuffs all the coconuts into his mouth*
CM: O.o
MZ: O.O
SM: *Mouth full* Yumm these coconuts are as tasty as your mum's, son!
MZ: *Blushes*
CM: Mum what is he talking about?
MZ: Nothing son heheh *sweatdrops*
SM: *Swallows the coconuts* Owww waaakkkaa my tummy hurts!
MZ: Serves you right, you shouldn't have been greedy and eaten all those coconuts.
SM: Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
CM: Daddy is a big baby -.-
MZ: Yes, son -.-
SM: *Runs around madly* Shit! My tummy hurts bad!!!!
MZ: Language!
CM: Ooh daddy said naughty word!
MZ: This is crazy. Magus can you like stop being mad?
SM: Yeees I'm mad! Madly in love with you my, darling! Owwww my stomach wakkkaaa!
MZ: *Sighs*
SM: Hey son give your daddy a hug!
CM: Umm..no..not when you are like this!
SM: Gimme a freaking hug damnit!
CM: I'm scared!
SM: Do iiiiiiit! *chases after him*
CM: Mummmmmmy!
MZ: *Grabs her son and Magus bumps into a tree*
SM: Ahhh shite...
MZ: Language!
SM: *Starts getting dizzy then falls onto the sand*
CM: Daddy? *walks to him*
SM: *Opens eyes* H...huh?
MZ: Magus, are you alright?
SM: Uhhh...I think so...
CM: Daddy no crazy no more *smiles*
SM: Crazy?
MZ: Yeah you went completely mad!
CM: Yeah!
SM: Really? Oww I have a tummy ache, lets go to a pharmesist to get a cure then tell me about the whole thing.
MZ: Ok
SM: *Walks in front of them but gets hit by a coconut*
MZ & CM: Oh shit!
SM: Laaaaanggguuuaaaaggeeeeee waaaaaaakkkkkaaaaaaa!
THE END
Well, that's it. Please R/R, no flames please ^.^