Have you ever had a morning when you have no idea where you are? Then the next thing you know, you're a married women to a man who belittles your chest size. Well, God just has to have a sense of humor.

"Ugh…" I slowly sit up, "My head…" What happened last night? I feel my cover start to slip off and I notice that I'm only wearing my undergarments. My hand quickly grabs the white sheet. I frantically look around. This is not my bedroom. Where am I?

Someone groaned, "Hmm…" I gasp in shock. I wasn't alone.

I stood up and noticed a white-haired man in the bed. He starts to move and I duck down on my side of the bed. I heard him mumble something as he got up and headed to the bathroom.

I didn't realize that I was holding my breath till I heard the shower come on. I look around the room and found my clothes scattered. I became mortified at thinking about what I may have done with an old man last night.

What did happen? I pause to think as I slipped on the last of my clothing. I remember being at the bar with Tsubaki. She had wanted me to meet her boyfriend, Black*Star. He was loud and obnoxious, but for some reason my mind blanks after I met him…

I reached for my purse that lay on the counter table by the door. I was so engrossed in my thoughts that I didn't notice the damp man behind me.

"Who are you?"

I squeaked in surprise. I turned around to be met with a pair of vibrant red eyes. This was no old man. He looked about my age if I had to guess. His white hair dazzled in the morning light. It was obviously wet like the rest of him. A simple pale towel covered his waist. His mouth slowly upturns to show off a row of sharp, jagged teeth.

"Take a picture. It'll last longer."

I turned red at what he implied. In a flash, I was out the door. "Idiot!" I yelled as the door slammed.

I walked out to the street to find the next available cab. Luckily, one was nearby. I checked my purse to make sure that I had my wallet and belongings. I sighed in relief to see everything in place. I told the cabbie my address as I slumped exhausted into the backseat. I exhaled a breath of air as I put my hand to my head for the second time this morning.

This time I noticed something different about my hand. My mouth slowly falls as take in a gold band with a beautiful diamond center in the middle. What have I done? I immediately dial Tsubaki. I'm breathing quickly in and out as I wait for her to pick up her cell.

"Hello?"

"Tsubaki! Can you please tell me about what happened last night?" I knew that my voice was on the verge of hysterical.

"Maka! I've been so worried! Where are you?" She really did sound worried.

"I'm in a cab on the way home. I have to start work soon, but what happened last night?"

"What do you remember, Maka?"

I tried to think again about last night, "I remember meeting Black*Star…" My mind still felt fuzzy.

"Alright, what else?" Tsubaki was trying to push me to remember more.

"…that idiot challenged me to a drinking contest!" I exclaimed as a vague recollection came back to me. I always loved a good challenge.

Tsubaki sighed, "Yes he did and you accepted after he mocked you about being a weak girl who couldn't hold her liquor. Do you remember everything yet?"

"That's about it." I was annoyed at my lack of memory.

"Maka…you left the club about 3am with one of Black*Star's friends. You were saying how all men are idiots and Black*Star's friend said that it wasn't true. Soon both of you were arguing that the other person couldn't find someone to put up with themselves and Black*star made a comment about how you too fought like a married couple. You both were so drunk. Next thing I know, you left with him. Both of you were mumbling about how you could find someone if you really wanted to. I was so worried! Black*Star said that you were in good hands, but you nearly gave me a heart attack!"

I sharply drawn in breath as my memories come back in full blast. Noise...a bar…the shots…the sound of bells...a chapel…"Do you take him to be your..."...Oh dear God…What would mama think? Goosebumps of horror appear on my body. She would be so ashamed I imagine.

"Maka? Are you still there?" Tsubaski's voice sounded distant as I tuned out my phone and surroundings. What have I done? I look at the ring on my finger glaring in the brilliant light. I don't even know my last name.

"Who are you?" I ask.

The blond girl squeaked in surprise. She turns around and I'm met with a pair of the most gorgeous green eyes. It must be the morning sun. No way are eyes that bright. Her hair showed symptoms of bed-head and she was apparently trying to sneak out. I noticed that she hadn't said anything yet and kept on staring at me, which I don't blame her since I'm such a cool guy.

I smirk, "Take a picture. It'll last longer."

What she did next, I found humorous and somewhat cute. Her face turned red in what must have been anger and embarrassment. In one swift motion, she was out the door. I heard her yelled, "Idiot!" as the door slammed.

I brought my hand to my head to scratch. "Hmm…what was that about?" I shrugged and grabbed my phone off of the table. Hopefully, Black*Star could tell me who the young lady was that I brought to my apartment.

I notice a certificate on my table that was next to my phone. I picked it up to read. What the HELL! In bold letters it read: MARRIAGE LICENSE. Sure enough, my name was on it. This was not good. My family is going to flip if they found out.

I took a longer look at the other name on it. "Hmm..." I dialed a different number from the one that I had originally intended.

"Hello?"

"Hey Joe. It's Soul. I have a request for you. I need some information on a Maka Albarn, also recently changed to Maka Evans."

"Hmm…is there something that you need to tell me Soul Eater?" His tone was curious.

"It's nothing that you won't find out soon enough. If you have the information for me by noon, I'll pay you double the standard fee."

Joe chuckles, "I'll grab a cup of Coffee and consider it done."

I punched the end button and advanced into my room to get dressed. I have a busy day ahead of me.

A/N: This chapter was inspired by boredom and by the song called "Last Name" sung by Carrie Underwood. I was listening to it recently and this whole chapter came into my mind. I hope that you all enjoyed it. Thank you for reading. Reviews are extremely wanted/welcomed. ^_^

I don't not own Soul Eater or any anime/manga series at all.