There was something bothering Denmark, something that had been bothering him for hundreds of years now. Of course, over time it had floated to the back of his mind and collected dust, but now with the world and nations connecting with each other on a larger scale than ever before, it had popped back into his mind, he couldn't help it…
Why had Sweden and Finland run away from him and the others together?
Sure, Sweden had been… unhappy with the situation, but why Finland had left with him…
He could have taken Norway with him, well he had later but that wasn't the point. They were pretty friendly, and lived right next to each other, and they were very similar, with their scary faces and quiet, practically non-existent social skills, and they and Denmark had grown up together.
Not that he would have let Sweden take Norway away from him!
He could have taken Iceland, who lived far away from all of them, and would probably have been a lot less trouble to take care of since he wouldn't have o worry about the kid being invaded by Russia or other countries. At the time, Iceland had still been just a small kid, and if Denmark knew one thing, is that the Swede seem to enjoy playing 'papa' to other nations.
Then again, Norway enjoyed playing big brother, and the young, fragile Iceland may not have been able to make the journey.
He could have gone by himself, no one to slow him down and no one to worry about, no one to feed and watch over and everything else that came with living with other nations in your house. At least he would have peace and quiet, which he seemed to like.
But for someone who had spent the past few hundred years with a family, that have been lonely, not to mention tough.
He could have even dragged Denmark along, trying to be some righteous fool (not that there was anything to be righteous about! Denmark was the awesomest big brother ever, thank you!) and 'save' the other Nordic nations from… whatever the hell he thought was wrong. (which their wasn't because Denmark's an awesome big bro as he said!)
… yeah right, Sweden would have gone either suicidal or homicidal within the first 10 minutes.
Denmark thought, so then why Finland? Could it have been that he was the last choice, the only one that seemed reasonable enough to actually take with him? Finland did live right beside him, and it was certainly easier and probably safer to cross the sea in-between the two then to trek through the mountains to Norway, or the ocean around Iceland.
There, that must have been it. Sweden had run away with Finland because it was the only nation he could run away with. How cold of him, Denmark felt sorry for poor Finland. His usually smiling face was in a frown as he walked through the halls of the world meetings building.
Speak of the devil… Suddenly, the door in front of Denmark, a closet door to be exact, burst open and a very ruffle up and red faced Finn went tumbling out onto the ground, almost immediately shooting up to stand when he noticed Denmark, "um- I-" Denmark cut him off, "you okay dude? Why the heck were you in a closet?" Finland began to stuttered, face even more red then before if possible "I w-was- was just-I m-mean… I WAS L-LOOKING FOR THE BATHROOM!" he blurted out.
Denmark burst out laughing, "you dunno where it is after all this time?" Finland made a face which only made Denmark laugh louder. "B-Berwald and I u-usually wait until we get HOME is all…" he shot a meaningful glare into the closet for some reason as he muttered his excuse. Obviously it was fake because the meeting went on all day and no one could hold it for that long, right? His laughing died though as he heard the name and his thoughts from before began to instantly resurface and acquired a rather serious, depressed look as he put his hand on Finland's shoulder as if he was about to tell him his dog died. "I'm sorry, man. It's not your fault." "w-what?" Denmark was already walking away though, "WHAT!?" Denmark heard Tino taking a step "what's tha- AH!" SLAM!
Denmark spun around, ready to see Finland face down on the ground, but he had disappeared into thin air. Denmark scratched the back of his head. "Weird…" he mumbled as he went off to find Norway to share his day's depressing 'revelation'… and tell the maintenance that the building might have mice, he swear he could hear some sort of high pitched squeaking…
Tada, hahaha… I got this idea in my head and despite not having my laptop I just had to write it down! XD oblivious!Denmark is my favorite, I always saw him as the bad friends trio's love child of sort. He's got france's perverseness, Prussia's awesomeness (and drinking habits) and Antonio's cheerful obliviousness. Poor Tino, how embarrassing! If you can't figure out the situation then… well I just hope you can! I have more ideas for this so there will be a few more chapters, the next one is the one that I really wanna write so hopefully I'll have that up soon!
BTW no historical-ness at all besides brief mentions of the Kalmar union, none of this based on any historical events or anything, just my love for Sufin and oblivious!Denmark and the Nordics in general! And, obviously, I dun own any of the characters or the infamous magic closet!
PSS: The bathroom thing is refrence to Ainsley Hayes from The West Wing, which I hope to make a crossover with Hetalia some time in the future! Unless I don't…