Total Drama World Detour Episode 1
(Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama)
Scene opens on an airport runway. The Total Drama Turbo Jet is in the background. Chris stands in front of the plane and begins speaking:
"Last season on Total Drama: Fourteen brand new campers were dragged to a new island after our old one sank. They fought hard, and fought each other. In the end, it was Shawn, the Zombie apocalypse psycho, who took home the one million dollars. This season, seven of those fourteen cast members return, along with fourteen other favorites from the previous five seasons. They're gonna battle it out, and make me laugh, as we send them around the world, again! Welcome to Total, Drama, World Detour!"
Intro Plays
"Welcome back to Total Drama World Detour," said Chris. "It's time to reveal the twenty-one unlucky individuals who have to put up with me. Some of these contestants will be spending their fourth season with me. They should count themselves lucky. Anywho, let's introduce the returning members from the first cast. All returnees did not compete on All Stars. Here's DJ!"
"Hey Chris, how's it going?" DJ asked
"Not too shabby, thank you very much. You seem surprisingly happy to be back," said Chris.
"Yeah man, that's right," DJ responded. "It's been four seasons since I competed, and now I've got the eye on the prize!"
"Just make sure to not hurt any animals this time around, we got a lot of angry phone calls from viewers who didn't like what you did," said Chris.
"I was cursed man! It wasn't my fault!" exclaimed DJ
"Tell that to the panda."
Chris holds up the panda that DJ went pin balling with in Season 3. The panda growls.
"Sheesh man! I still have scars from that thing," said DJ. "Anyway, I brought this to make sure I don't get cursed again."
DJ holds up an Ancient Egyptian amulet
"Hope it works buddy. Here's our next contestant, Leshawna!"
"What's up, y'all, the sister with class is back baby!" said Leshawna as she walked up next to DJ.
"Someone is a little self-centered," said Chris
"Like you should talk you short, skinny, TV show host wannabe," replied Leshawna.
"Sheesh, I was just trying to spark a little drama, it's good for the ratings. Anyway, our next contestants are Geoff and Bridgette!"
Geoff and Bridgette walk up to Chris while making out.
"This is going to be a long season," DJ sighed
"Tell me about it," replied Leshawna.
"Our next victim, I mean, contestant is Harold!" Chris announced.
"Look out everyone, because you're about to be stunned by my mad skills!" exclaimed Harold as he walked in front of the camera.
"Just like you stunned everyone in World Tour?" Chris asked.
"Don't make fun of my Harold baby," said Leshawna in a stern voice
"Leshawna, it's been too long," said Harold.
"Good to see you too, Harold."
Harold gives Leshawna a hug
"Too far," said Leshawna
"Sorry."
"If you guys are about finished I'd like to introduce the next contestant," said Chris. "The next contestant is none other than Owen!"
"Hey guys! I haven't seen you in, like, forever," said Owen happily.
"Good to see you too, big guy," said Leshawna
"Owen, my man!" Geoff exclaimed as he gave Owen a high five.
"Wow, he actually said something," said Chris in amazement.
Bridgette glares at Chris.
"Our final contestant from the first cast is everyone's favorite nut job, Izzy!" announced Chris.
Crickets chirp.
"I said, Izzy!" Chris shouted.
"Oops, sorry," said Izzy, who ran up to join the others. "I was drinking my daily cup of grass tea. One in every 20,000 doctors say one cup of grass a day, keeps the doctors away."
"That's probably not for the reason you think," said DJ
"What makes you say that?" Izzy asked.
"Never mind."
"So that wraps up the first cast," said Chris. "Now it's time to introduce the returning members of the second cast. Half of them were on All Stars while the other half wasn't. Our first contestant is Scott!"
"Ah!" screamed Scott as he ran towards the others
"Is there a problem?" Chris asked with an evil grin on his face.
"It's Fang's brother, he wants revenge!" yelled Scott.
Chris starts to laugh.
"This guy's blabbering is getting on my nerves," said Izzy.
Izzy pulls out a tranquilizer gun and fires at Scott only to hit Fang's brother in the head.
"Whoops."
"Our next contestants are Mike and Zoey!" said Chris.
Mike and Zoey walk out hand in hand.
"Hey guys, nice to finally meet you all," said Mike.
"Yeah, we only got to meet your fellow cast members," added Zoey.
"Nice to meet you too guys!" said Owen joyfully.
Owen goes up to Mike, takes the hand that was in Zoey's hand, and proceeds to shake it violently.
"Could you stop now please?" asked Mike.
"Sorry."
"Next up is Jo!" said Chris.
"I'm gonna be nice and warn you from the outset," said Jo in a menacing voice. "If anyone gets in my way this season they are going to regret it!"
"If you think that you could speak to this mama with attitude like that then you got another thing coming white girl!" exclaimed Leshawna.
Jo and Leshawna start growling at each other.
"Ooh, a catfight." Said Chris gleefully.
Leshawna turns to Chris and slaps him.
"Ouch! Could you please be mindful of the hairdo?" asked Chris.
"If I cared," muttered Leshawna under her breath.
"Our next three contestants were not on All Stars," said Chris. "The first is Brick!"
"Reporting for duty, sir!" said Brick as he walked up.
"Not him again!" Jo complained.
"This is going to be good," said Chris. "Next up is Dawn!"
"Hello my fellow beings," said Dawn in her usual mystic voice. "I am glad that I get to spend a trip viewing Mother Nature's wonders with some of her best creations."
"Nice to meet you too, Dawn," replied DJ.
"You're that monster that hurt all those animals!" Dawn exclaimed, "Mother Nature is going to throw some bad fortunes in your path."
"If we're done with the crazy let's introduce our last contestant from the second cast, Anne Maria!" said Chris.
"Hey everyone how you doin'? I can't wait to beat you all!" said Anne Maria as she entered the camera's view.
Anne Maria pulls out some hair spray and sprays her hair. Zoey rolls her eyes.
"That makes two-thirds of our contestants," Chris announced. "Time to introduce the returning cast from season six. Let's bring out our reigning champion, Shawn!"
"Has anyone seen any zombies nearby? asked Shawn. "My high-tech zombie-meter detected a strong signal from this area."
"I haven't seen anything," said Mike. "Has anyone else?"
Everyone shook their heads and most rolled their eyes.
"Well I'll be on the look out just in case," said Shawn
"Our next contestant has arrived, welcome Jasmine!" said Chris.
"Hello mates! Glad to be able to compete with you all," said Jasmine politely.
"Hey sister, give me some sugar baby!" said Leshawna.
"Uh, okay!"
"It's time to introduce Sky!" said Chris.
Sky enters with a triple flip.
"Hey everyone, looking forward to a fair competition," said Sky.
"It's Total Drama. It's never a fair competition," replied Scott.
"Well cheaters never win, so I guess I do," retorted Sky
"You wish," Jo scoffed. "Unlike last season there's a girl here that can match your athleticism."
"Then let the best athlete win."
"The next contestant is Dave!" announced Chris.
"Hi Sky, how's your boyfriend Keith?" asked Dave sarcastically as he walked up the runway.
"I told you we broke up!" Sky replied.
"Yeah right."
"The next contestant is our super-villain, Max!" said Chris.
"More like super fail," muttered Dave.
"Greetings competitors," said Max. "You will be the lucky ones that will watch me spread my evil genius to every corner of the globe!"
"Alright, that's enough with the crazy talk," said Chris. "Time to introduce Sugar!"
"Hey y'all, I'm back and ready to win the pageant," Sugar hollered.
"This isn't a pageant, Sugar," replied Sky, "and we all know what happened last time you combined a pageant with this show."
"You are so goin' down."
"And now for our last contestant," said Chris. He then paused to allow a moment of suspense.
"Who's it gonna be?" Jasmine wondered.
"It might be Topher," said Dave.
"Chris despised Topher," said Max. "It will be Scarlett."
"Are you crazy?" exclaimed Jasmine, "Scarlett nearly killed us all last season!"
"Say what now?" asked Leshawna.
"Well it's not Topher or Scarlett," said Chris. "Welcome back Ella!"
"Gosh darnit!" yelled Sugar, "you've got to be frontin' me!"
"No, I'm very serious," replied Chris.
"La la la la la la laaaa. I have returned from my home, to win a million dollars," Ella sang as she got carried by birds towards the other contestants.
"Oh brother," Sugar sighed.
"Alright then," said Chris. "It's time to announce the teams: Team A will be Izzy, Owen, Bridgette, Scott, Dawn, Sugar, and Ella. Team B will be Geoff, DJ, Mike, Zoey, Anne Maria, Sky, and Dave. Team C will be Leshawna, Harold, Jo, Brick, Jasmine, Shawn, and Max."
"Geoff!" said Bridgette in shock.
Bridgette! No!" exclaimed Geoff in sorrow.
"No team switching this season, that's final," said Chris.
"No!" Bridgette screamed.
"Sorry," said Chris. "Never mind, I'm really not sorry."
"Why do I have to be with this one?" asked Sugar, pointing at Ella.
"Because I said so, Chris retorted. "You could eliminate yourself now or deal with her."
"Humph."
"You will now get to choose your own team names, Chris announced. "Be careful though, the first name I hear will be the name of your team."
TEAM A:
"Can we name our team after my boyfriend?" pleaded Bridgette.
"No," said Scott
"Hold on!" said Izzy, "Explosivo is talking, everybody hush."
Silence.
"Explosivo says we should name our team with a word relating to explosions," said Izzy.
"How about Pahkitew?" Chris suggested.
"Perfect!" said Izzy, "we are Team Pahkitew, boom boom!"
TEAM B:
"So what's our team name?" asked DJ.
"I think, in the spirit of fair play, our team should be Team Olympic!" said Sky.
"Team Olympic it is," said Chris.
TEAM C:
"Why don't we name the team after one of our favorite Total Drama contestants?" suggested Ella.
"That's fine by me as long as you don't choose Heather," said Leshawna
"Team C is now Team Heather." Said Chris.
"Great," said Leshawna sarcastically.
"Alright guys it is time to board the plane," said Chris. "This season will feature all new destinations with brand new challenges. Also, each challenge will welcome back a contestant not on this season as a cameo, just to spice things up a bit."
"Where's our first destination?" asked Zoey
"You'll find out," replied Chris. "Moving on, the team that wins each challenge will get the coveted first class. The new twist is that the second place team will get the middle class. The losing team will vote off a player, and will receive loser class. Also, there are no reward challenges this season. Every challenge will result in elimination."
"Will we have to sing again?" asked Harold.
"There will be no singing this season," answered Chris.
Everyone cheers.
"Thank God," said Chef as he walked off the plane.
"May I remind you that it was your suggestion to sing last World Tour," said Chris angrily.
"I meant that I should sing my solo," Chef retorted.
"Like anyone would want to hear that," said Chris. "And by the way, it wasn't the World Tour songs that got bad ratings. It was her singing."
Chris points to Ella.
"You can all thank Ella for the cancellation of the songs," said Chris.
Everyone cheers. Ella frowns.
"Oh, and by the way Ella," Chris said with a smirk, "the no singing rule that was set for you last season still stands."
Ella is on the verge of tears.
"Okay guys. It's time to board the plane and head to our first destination," Chris announced.
The cast boards the plane.
"Here's the eating area, here's the middle class, blah blah," said Chris in a dull voice.
"This is a new plane, right?" asked Scott.
"Well most of it is new," answered Chris. "Some of the parts, like the engine, were built from the remains of the original plane."
"What!" yelled Mike.
"I assure you, the engine is fully functional," said Chris as the plane began to shake.
"We're all going to die!" Owen yelled right before he began to bawl on the floor.
Everyone starts screaming.
"Will our contestants live to see their first challenge? Find out next time on Total, Drama, World Detour!" said Chris, signing off.