Disclaimer: Don't Own.
A/N My friend dared me to write this... There needs to be more stories like this!

Eragon's Hot Date

Eragon walked into Carvahall, carrying a small bunch of flowers, and feeling excellent. Why you might ask? Because he had a date. With the girl that he thought was the prettiest girl ever.
Too bad she was Roran's girlfriend.
Eragon was confident nonetheless. He knew that Katrina was sooo close to dumping Roran for him, and he couldn't wait.
I suppose Roran will be mad, Eragon thought, but its true love, he'll understand…
Or not.

Eragon knocked on Katrina's door, and Sloan answered.

"Why, Hello Mr. Sloan," Eragon said cheerfully, "How are you today? Is Katrina home?"
"Yes she is. Why?"
"We have a date."
"Well isn't that just great?" Sloan laughed in his face.
"Yes…" Eragon replied as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, but nearly crying at the same time.
Sloan laughed again, and then called Katrina.
"Get rid of him somehow, I don't care how but get him away from my house!" Sloan whispered in her ear.
Katrina nodded, and she and Eragon left.

On their date.

Eragon and Katrina were gazing into each others eyes, lovingly, as they had been for the last half an hour.
"Your eyes… They are so BEAUTIFUL" Eragon said, lovingly.
"And your eyes, they are so…attractive" Katrina replied, just as lovingly.

"Oh Eragon I had a great time tonight" Katrina said.
"Oh me too Katrina!" Eragon replied.

They both slowly leant in for a kiss, movie star style, when suddenly… Roran appeared!
"Katrina how COULD you?" he screamed in a scary, weird high-pitched voice.
Katrina looked petrified, mainly because of the voice, but answered,
"But Roran, I love Eragon!"
"But Katrina I love you!"
"But Katrina I love you too," Eragon decided to add.

Katrina was caught in the middle.
What would she do?

Roran suddenly got down on one knee,
"Katrina, will you M- AHH MY EYE"
Eragon hid the stick behind his back, and stole the ring from Roran while he was lying on the ground, blind and in pain.

"Katrina, will you marry ME?" Eragon said, handing her the ring.
"Oh of course I will Eragon, I used to love Roran, but now that I see what a chicken he is, I don't love him anymore"
"Yay!"

Eragon and Katrina then eloped, and returned a week later.

"Katrina, my daughter! How I missed you!" Sloan exclaimed.
"We got married!" Katrina said happily.
"AHHHH!" Sloan screamed.

The end.

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