Summary: A Young boy named Lincoln Loud had everything, money (that he had to share with his sisters), well-known kid at school (which they know him as the guy who gets picked on by a girl, has a affection over a extremely old women (or milfs), tricked every boy in school that he knew how to to get down and dirty with the girls, used his sisters to look better than a gerbil and for a trophy, and have a best friend that has sssuspect fathers that makes his friend suspect and since they hang out, Lincoln is in a position where he's suspect (or bisexual like one of his sisters Luna just Lincoln would be the one needing the pillow since he's a innocent young boy)(Oh, this roast was spicy)), BEAUTIFUL WHITE HAIR (The boy got beautiful hair what can I do... this ninja is adopted, his sisters and parent's hair is fucking trash bro! You know what, THEY AIN'T READY! I'M ABOUT TO IN ON THESE NINJAS! During another time), and Lincoln Loud GETS THE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY(What the f*k is this my n*a? Incest? Do I like innocent hot, cute, stunning little girls, i'm getting aroused! Calm the f*k down me!? I have f*ing issues. I'm p*k, c*t, p*y, n*r f*t. Excuse me i'm have issues that i have to address a doctor that's an expert on memes)! but one day things change into a messed up life.
IMPORTANT MESSAGE: Hello Everyone This is an 1 year old fanfiction that is not complete (I stopped a week after), but has like 2 chapters and one incomplete one. I really didn't know what to do with this and yes its VERY stupid and I only done it as a joke. No meaning, no blood, sweat, and tears were made into this, I just done it because the loud house has very popular a year ago and maybe i could've gain some type of popularity. I just wanna know in the comments if I should continue or just kill it. If you like, just say something, if not, say something else. It was though fun and there was some mistakes but if you guys like it, i'll fix it and make a new chapter (or 2) every week (or in a small amount of days). Anyways thank you for your time on reading this and no, I don't have a weird affection over these small cute and handsome kids, like oh my gawd please take my- AHEM! I'm getting carried away ha ha. The Loud House is belong to Chris Saviano and the cartoon was made in Nickelodeon Studios in Florida. Viacom takes responsibility over Nickelodeon Cartoons and I have no intentions of stealing there characters or shows. These characters are not mind but I betrayed on how they act in the FanFiction I made. This is not canon (connect to or approved by the original creators) to The Loud House I just make them do what I want in my mind onto a website. Now please enjoy my story
Lincoln Apocalypse: Forever I'll live
- Prologue -
Once upon a time, in a town called Royal Woods, there's was a young boy named Lincoln Loud who had a normal, fun life.
Until on Friday, Lincoln was dealing with a lot of stress With school, friends, social life, family, he couldn't take it. Lincoln was inside his room with a knife and he was ready to make all his troubles go away until his sister Lucy scared him by surprise above his roof.
What are you doing Lincoln? Lucy asked.
Oh nothing.
Then what's with the knife?
I have a string in one of my clothes and was going to cut it. Lincoln was worried that she will stop him from his crazy idea but she wanted to ask Lincoln an important question.
Lincoln, are you depress with your life.
No. I'm not.
Then Why'd you look so unemotional the past week?
It must be a phase that I'm having.
You're unemotional with a knife in your hands. You know who I am Lincoln and I can tell you're trying to kill yourself.
Lucy, Lincoln said holding up the knife in a scary voice, Hide my body and tell everyone I ran away.
He ALMOST struck his face with the knife but Lucy stopped him.
Lincoln I need you for a quick experiment.
What is it for.
Can I put a spell on you for a second?
Sure.
Lucy jumped down from Lincoln's sealing and raised her hands above his head wiggling her fingers saying the following words, Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!
Nothing happen.
Strange. Lucy said, I done everything correctly and there should be a blue and white aura around you.
You tell everyone the lie?
Yes I will. But, can I watch you die?
Why not.
Lincoln lifted the knife above his head and thrusted it into his chest across and lifted it out.
Blood started to spray all over Lincoln's hands and shirt. It also covered Lucy with blood as well. Lincoln fell to the floor and on that very day, Lincoln died curled up bleeding.
At that same moment, a blue and white Lincoln started to form out of his dead body and out of nowhere, there were two Lincolns.
The second Lincoln was atop of the dead one and the body was starting to form into a real Lincoln. After it was done forming, it fell on the original Lincoln and he was hurt.
Oww. Said the new one. It was looking around and it started to speak
Hey, I'm still alive in my room. Aww! *Cough Cough* My, chest. The new Lincoln was coughing up blood and look at his chest.
My chest is normal. I didn't do anything to myself.
My Spell work. Lucy said smiling. You was going to kill yourself because of stress so I cast a spell on you that when you die, you come back alive and you feel a lot more calmer.
Wow, thanks Lucy. But how did you know and Why'd you help me?
I was stalking you only for a second until you seem depressed and you look like it all week so I tried to learn a new spell to help you with your problem.
Thank you again Lucy and- Hey… why was you stalking me?
You may never know. Lucy crawled under Lincoln's bed and when Lincoln looked to see her, she vanish.
That should and should not surprise me.
Oh, I didn't notice you there. Lincoln said to the readers. As you might of seen, Lucy put a spell on me so if I feel stressed out, I could just kill myself and everything would be better. That actually sounds bad.
Lincoln stand up and noticed all of the blood and started to panic. Oh no, there's blood all over me and on my bed! I'll have to clean everything. First, I have to get rid of the my body, then take a shower to get the blood off, and i have to clean my clothes, bed, and carpet too! What if my sisters find out or my parents! I'm a dead man. I can't handle any of this pressure. Lincoln picked up the knife and he was going to stab himself again until Lucy came back from his bed and gave him a gun.
With my spell, it also came with a gun that's for the person who gonna kill thier self with.
When Lincoln looked at the gun, it has his name carved on it.
What's this gun purpose?
It's hard to explain Lincoln but I was learning about the spell and it said that if the person under the spell shoots there self with the gun, it will be a fast and unpainful death and the gun is silent.
I'm gonna leave now Lincoln, but if you have any questions about your spell, ask me. Lucy said while walking out of the room.
Wait, Lucy! Lincoln stopped Lucy from walking out. You have blood all over you.
I will tell everyone that I made fake blood to scare you and that you have some on you as well. Lucy said pointing at Lincoln and everywhere else. I accidently pour it on your bed and carpet and got it on me.
What a decent lie Lucy *cough* *cough* *hack*! Why am I keep on *cough* coughing up blood?
The side effects are kicking in. You will have to withstand the previous suicide with the pain but it won't kill you. Also, the guns has another ability for you. When you kill yourself, you won't have the side effect, but, for all the other weapons, you will be more vulnerable to pain.
Could have you learn a spell that revive me when I die and and another spell that makes me calmer?
Maybe, but that would waste a lot of time. I'm actually happy that this spell work because this could have failed and we would all lose you Lincoln.
Lucy walked over to Lincoln and hugged him.
I don't want to lose you Lincoln.
Don't worry Lucy, I'll always be here (surprisingly).
(Hello, I'm the creator of this Fanfiction and I just want to point out that this won't be some type of loudcest or Lincoln x Lucy/ 1 boy, 10 girls, infinite possibilities nonsense so please don't leave and send me hate
PS. I'm a very good person and don't support Brother x Sister or Brother&SisterxMother&Father stuff. That's disgusting. Back to the fanfic)
The hug between Lincoln and Lucy was a long one.
When Lucy and Lincoln was done hugging, Lucy left Lincoln's room.
Welp, with all the craziness happening today I'm gonna go to sleep.
Lincoln's bed had a little bit of blood on the side so it didn't bother Lincoln when he took off his clothes and went to bed.
Everything was going fine after that. No one went inside Lincoln's room, no one bother Lucy, every thing was fine until…