This is a quick one-shot idea I had for when,in SITNOP,Uncle Eddie says one of his codpieces was stolen from him.
One-shot.
I own nothing nor do I claim to ...but I sure wish I did,DTL,yum yum !
(( Everything is Louise Rennison's ))
baldyporn
Sunday,August 7th
10.15p
Dad and the Baldy-o-gram are arsing about laughing and giggling like ninnies in the front room.
Then Dad yelled upstairs "Georgia,my dove,your pater and his friend are engaged in a very serious business matter,would you get another couple of cans from the wine may know it as the 'fridge'.Thank you so much."
I just shouted down "Not in a million years,O Portly One."
He shouted back "I will give you a fiver."
Huh,as if bribery is going to make me his slavey girl.
Two Minutes Later
When I went into the front room with the cans of lager,Dad was lying on the sofa like a great bearded whale.
Uncle Eddie winked at me as I came in.
Dad said "So ,Eddie,what is your life like,now that you are a sex symbol?"
Uncle Eddie belched (charming),and said, "Well, Bob,Georgia,it has got its ups and downs like most celebrity instance,last night I got mobbed by women in the chippie after the gig .Which is I got fre chips and a pickeld egg,but on the other hand,when I got home I found they had bloody stolen my only flavored codpice I had.I have to have them handmade,you know."
I did not want to know, at ALL, but Dad asked "What flavor was it then?" and Uncle Eddie said,
" know how women drool over hot meat." and they both laughed.
Oh, how vair,vair I have been exposed to every sort of porn in this house,moldyporn,kittyporn,and now baldyporn.