In the castle that never was:

Axel: WHERES MY PANCAKE?

Xaldin: Up your but and around the corner

Axel: Really?

Xaldin: no!

Axel: then where is it?

Xigbar: go look in the freezer.

Axel: okay

Demyx: has anyone found my underwear?

Saix: (comes in holding up demyx's underwear in a sandwich) yum

Axel: um Demyx……Saix is about to eat them.

Demyx: nooooooooo…That is my only pair!

Axel: O_o…….…X_X

Roxas: axel…you okay?

Xemnas: HEY EVERYONE!

Zexion: what do you want Xemnas?
Xemnas: We have 2 new members. Amaya and Sheena

Amaya: YO!

Sheena: AXEL! (Glomps Axel)

Axel: ^-^ I feel loved!

Amaya: *sighs* Why me

Saix: (runs up to Amaya) will you go out with me?

Amaya: O_o HELLZ NO!

Saix: T-T

Zexion: …uh oh

Saix: (goes into berserk mode)

Amaya: (walks off)

Saix: GET BACK HERE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Amaya: (turns head slightly around) Bite me (then walks farther into the room.)

Saix: GRRRRR!!!!!

Sheena: (throws a cup of water at Saix's face) shuddup you're annoying!

Saix: O_O…………X_X

Amaya: I though Axel was the one that hated water….

Axel: I don't hate water….I take showers

Amaya: hey look a glass of water

Axel: EEK! WHERE! (Jumps onto the couch and stares behind him)

Amaya: (Laughing) see what I mean!

Saix: (looking at Xemnas) I want to go to the park now mommy.

Everyone else: O-O

Xemnas: we are not going to the park….and I am not your mommy!

Demyx: can we go to the zoo then?

Xemnas: why should we go there?

Amaya: I want to go! Come on please Xemnas… it might calm Saix down so he doesn't kill anyone

Xemnas: very well then

Sheena: YAY!

Axel: what's with her?

Amaya: she wants to go bug people.

Vexen: I want to see the penguins.

Amaya: you can study the lions first hand. They love it when you feed them fresh meat.

Vexen: really?

Amaya: yeah and also the hyenas, foxes, panthers, Oooh and my favorite the cheetahs. They also love fresh meat.

Vexen: Can we go? Can we go?

Sheena: sure we can….charge!

Xemnas: hey that's my line!

Sheena: well to bad I used it!

Zexion: will you all just shut up!

Sheena: shut it yourself emo boy!

Zexion: but I don't wanna shut it!!!!!!

Amaya: I'm getting out of here…see ya

Xigbar: no we are all staying together…as a family!!!

Xaldin: yeah as a family

Amaya: family where *looks around the whole zoo* I don't see any family

Vexen: yay we finally got to the lions!!!!!

Amaya: well here ya go *opens the door and pushes vexen in*