Brt: Hello, I'm back with another story for Naruto!
Warnings/Disclaimer: It will never be mine. Shounen-ai, s/g, slight cuss words, total ooc, and weirdness!
Summary: Sakura is tired of Naruto always getting in 'the way' of her and Sasuke's 'love', solution? Why, put Naruto with someone else! But why is Sasuke with them as they find someone?
(Prologue)
The Plan
"Sakura-chan, why are we going to Hinata-san's house again?" Naruto asked for the tenth time. He knew that Sakura was up to something, he knew it because she had being acting nice that morning. That morning which was their day off, and the morning he had promised to sleep all day. Sadly, he wasn't counting on the pink-haired girl to show up at his apartment asking to have breakfast. Strangely enough, she hadn't asked Sasuke to go with her. Naruto could practically see hell freezing over. They walked until they turned a corner, and came face-to-face with no other but the great Uchiha Sasuke, himself.
"Sasuke-kun!" the girl exclaimed, "what are you doing here?" she asked, and Sasuke raised a fine brow.
"Walking." Oh, what a smart answer, his attention was quickly change to Naruto. "Hey dobe."
"DON'T call me that," he said, a little pleased that The Uchiha had immediately noticed him.
"Whatever, what are you two going?"
"We're going to Hinata-san's house, and ask her to come to breakfast with us. Want to come with us?" The blond explained and asked.
"Sure, is that OK Sakura?" he asked the pink-haired girl, but in truth he could care less what the girl had to say, but it was still polite to ask.
"Sure, um, Sasuke-kun," she began shyly, "can I talk to you for a moment?" the raven-haired teen shrugged, not really caring. "Um, in private?" and that was Naruto's cue to start walking towards the Hyuuga household.
"What is it?"
"Well, you see the only reason for me to ask Naruto to breakfast is because, well, I'm trying to set him up with Hinata." Sasuke's right eye twitched.
So that was your plan he thought as he pretended to look uninterested, well, good thing I decided to go out today. "Oh, I see, but what if Na-the dobe doesn't fall for it?" he was able to stopped himself from saying Naruto's full name.
"Um, well, I was thinking that maybe I could set him up with someone else." this time Sasuke's right eye twitched twice.
"Someone else?" he needed to find more information, after all, that was the way of a ninja.
"Um, anyone?" she was getting uncomfortable, was Sasuke actually glaring at her!
"Like?"
"Neji? Gaara? Ino? Anyone?" she suggested, Sasuke was totally loosing it. How could she think about putting his Naruto with Neji or Gaara! Ino -to him- was no trouble at all. In the distance Naruto sneezed, he stopped and shivered. Suddenly feeling really uncomfortable.
"Hey are you coming or not?" he shouted, waving at them. Sasuke turned from looking at Naruto to Sakura and smirked.
"I'll help you." he said and turned around, walking towards the impatient blond. Leaving Sakura speechless, had THE Uchiha actually offered to help? What an event, it should totally go in the History books! I'll help you alright, he thought, Naruto will be with someone by the end of the day, and that someone will be me.
Brt: I'm done with the prologue, hope you like it! C-ya!