WHAT YOU DIDN'T SEE IN THE MOVIE, OR READ ABOUT IN THE BOOK CHAPTER 1
While waiting for gandalf to open the gate at the mines of Moria.
Merry sat down in a huff, fiddling with a rock, glancing up at the water now and then. He was mad because Aragorn didn't let him eat his apple, he wanted to have all of the food 'rashioned', but suddenly, Pippin walks up behind him, yelling, "HEY MERRY! GUESS WHAT I FOUND!?" "oh great, what NOW, pip. Im gonna kill you if its another rock!" "No, I FOUND YOUR SUNGLASSES!" Merry grabbed them possessively, then looked up again, after putting them on "WOW! Gee, Pip, thanks! Well, since I guess its almost Christmas," he looks around, then picks up a rock with a spider on it from the ground "Merry Christmas, Pip!" Pippin took one look at the rock, then dropped it, screaming like a girl. "Golly gee, Pippin! I thought Christmas was supposed to be about giving, not not liking what you recived!" Merry gives Pip a nasty glare. "BUT THE SPIDER WAS SO SCAR-" he stops, thinking for a second, then bends down and picks up the spider and shoves it in his mouth "Hum. yummy, kinda like those eggs Mr. Bilbo useta make us. Remember them, eh Mer?" "well, at least you GET to eat! Im so hungry!" he looks down, spying the rock, the scoops some mud off of it and eats them mud. Pippin walks away for a second, looking for some more tasty spiders, however, he comes back with 3 worms, all of which he gives to Merry. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "Well," said Merry "If it IS my birthday." He sneeks over to Bill and pulls an apple out of the food sack "AW MERRY! I WANNA APPLE!" Pippin cries "How much you want it?" "I WANNIT REALLY REALLY BADBADBAD!!!! GIMMIEGIMMIE-" however, he was interrupted by Frodo, who was running around in the swamp thingama-jag, naked as a jay-bird, singing "Gimmie Gimmie A Man After Midnight" by ABBA. "My gawd" said Pippin. "Frodo's a really good pop singer!" "MY GAWD!" said Merry " HE'S HE'S- PIPPIN MAKE EM STOP!" Pippin looks up, but just then, everything including Frodo's singing, went into slow motion, as Frodo tripped over a stick and fell. A huge tidal wave arose, coming straight for Pip and Merry. "NOAHAOAHAOAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cried Pippin, grabbing Merry and trying to throw him aside; however, it seemed that Aragron had other reasons for not giving Merry the apple, for he was too heavy for Pip to lift and the two hobbits were devoured by the wave.
Naked Frodo stood up, running over to Merry and Pip. Merry then stood up, blinked and pulled Pippin up by his ears. "Hello boyz." drawled Frodo is his gayish voice "Hi Frooooooodo" said Pippin, totally oblivious to the fact that the ringbearer was hitting on him. Merry fainted, but Pippin didn't notice. Frodo wrapped his arms around Pip. "Wanna go play a game or something?" he asks, still sounding rather nancy- ish. "Yeah alright. Let's play Ring-Around-The-Rosies. I like that game. C'mon Mer, tell 'em how much I like Ring-Around-The-Rosies!" Pippin ordered, turning around and seeing Merry apparently un-conscience. "Uh oh, Merry fell asleep. Now that I think about it, I'm kinda tired too. 'ope you don't mind if I take a wee nap, d'ya Fro-Man?" he asked Frodo. "No" giggled Frodo "I don't mind. Can I take a nap too?" "yeah, alright" murmured Pippin, laying down next to Merry, STILL oblivious of what Frodo was 'about'
FINE
While waiting for gandalf to open the gate at the mines of Moria.
Merry sat down in a huff, fiddling with a rock, glancing up at the water now and then. He was mad because Aragorn didn't let him eat his apple, he wanted to have all of the food 'rashioned', but suddenly, Pippin walks up behind him, yelling, "HEY MERRY! GUESS WHAT I FOUND!?" "oh great, what NOW, pip. Im gonna kill you if its another rock!" "No, I FOUND YOUR SUNGLASSES!" Merry grabbed them possessively, then looked up again, after putting them on "WOW! Gee, Pip, thanks! Well, since I guess its almost Christmas," he looks around, then picks up a rock with a spider on it from the ground "Merry Christmas, Pip!" Pippin took one look at the rock, then dropped it, screaming like a girl. "Golly gee, Pippin! I thought Christmas was supposed to be about giving, not not liking what you recived!" Merry gives Pip a nasty glare. "BUT THE SPIDER WAS SO SCAR-" he stops, thinking for a second, then bends down and picks up the spider and shoves it in his mouth "Hum. yummy, kinda like those eggs Mr. Bilbo useta make us. Remember them, eh Mer?" "well, at least you GET to eat! Im so hungry!" he looks down, spying the rock, the scoops some mud off of it and eats them mud. Pippin walks away for a second, looking for some more tasty spiders, however, he comes back with 3 worms, all of which he gives to Merry. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "Well," said Merry "If it IS my birthday." He sneeks over to Bill and pulls an apple out of the food sack "AW MERRY! I WANNA APPLE!" Pippin cries "How much you want it?" "I WANNIT REALLY REALLY BADBADBAD!!!! GIMMIEGIMMIE-" however, he was interrupted by Frodo, who was running around in the swamp thingama-jag, naked as a jay-bird, singing "Gimmie Gimmie A Man After Midnight" by ABBA. "My gawd" said Pippin. "Frodo's a really good pop singer!" "MY GAWD!" said Merry " HE'S HE'S- PIPPIN MAKE EM STOP!" Pippin looks up, but just then, everything including Frodo's singing, went into slow motion, as Frodo tripped over a stick and fell. A huge tidal wave arose, coming straight for Pip and Merry. "NOAHAOAHAOAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cried Pippin, grabbing Merry and trying to throw him aside; however, it seemed that Aragron had other reasons for not giving Merry the apple, for he was too heavy for Pip to lift and the two hobbits were devoured by the wave.
Naked Frodo stood up, running over to Merry and Pip. Merry then stood up, blinked and pulled Pippin up by his ears. "Hello boyz." drawled Frodo is his gayish voice "Hi Frooooooodo" said Pippin, totally oblivious to the fact that the ringbearer was hitting on him. Merry fainted, but Pippin didn't notice. Frodo wrapped his arms around Pip. "Wanna go play a game or something?" he asks, still sounding rather nancy- ish. "Yeah alright. Let's play Ring-Around-The-Rosies. I like that game. C'mon Mer, tell 'em how much I like Ring-Around-The-Rosies!" Pippin ordered, turning around and seeing Merry apparently un-conscience. "Uh oh, Merry fell asleep. Now that I think about it, I'm kinda tired too. 'ope you don't mind if I take a wee nap, d'ya Fro-Man?" he asked Frodo. "No" giggled Frodo "I don't mind. Can I take a nap too?" "yeah, alright" murmured Pippin, laying down next to Merry, STILL oblivious of what Frodo was 'about'
FINE
