Jack and Ashley: An Officer and a Maniac

Chapter One

"Seriously, Shepard?!" Jack exclaimed as she stood in the lobby of the Alliance base in Vancouver, Canada with Shepard.

"Yes, Jack. You have to bond with your new squad-mates if we want to get any success out of this mission. Miranda and Ashley are already waiting at the bar." Shepard responded, then brushed a stray strand of brown hair off of her face.

"What makes you think I want to talk to the fucking cheerleader!? I have no God-damned business with that stuck-up bitch!"

"You're going whether you like it or not!" Shepard exclaimed and grabbed the biotic's collar, then pushed her backwards. "Now, go! That's an order!"

Jack blew a puff of air out of her nose and stomped out of the base and into her skycar. She slammed the door and took off, road raging all the way to the bar that Shepard had ordered her to go to. After about six potential traffic accidents and an obscene amount of curse words, Jack finally landed outside of the bar.

She walked inside and saw her arch-enemy, Miranda Lawson, who was wearing her trademark white cat-suit, and the newly-promoted Major Ashley Williams, who was wearing her blue, zip-up suit that put her cleavage on display.

Jack sat down and grunted at Miranda, then nodded at Ashley and found herself entranced by the sight of the Major's breasts. She quickly snapped out of it.

The fuck was that?! She thought to herself, Since when do I like chicks!?

"Nice to see you, too, Jack." Miranda said sarcastically.

"Was I speaking to you, cheerleader?" Jack asked coldly.

"I don't believe you were."

"Didn't think so." Jack said and waved the waiter down, then ordered drinks for the table. The drinks came and she downed a shot, which didn't affect her since her alcohol tolerance was so high.

"Figures you try and solve your problems with booze." Miranda says and wrinkles her nose at Jack in disgust.

"Miranda, don't say that." Ashley interjects. "If you don't have anything nice to say, then why don't you just leave?"

Miranda gets up from her chair and puts her coat on. "I was just about to. Good day, ladies." She turns and struts out of the bar.

Ashley turns to Jack. "She's such a bitch..."

"No truer words spoken." Jack looks at Ashley and is once again entranced by her breasts, hypnotized my the up-and-down motion they made with her breathing. This time, Jack wasn't able to snap herself out of her trance.

"Jack?" Ashley asked, seeing the trance the convict was in. "Jack!" She suddenly exclaimed.

That snapped her out of it. "Wha- huh!?

"My eyes are up here." She said playfully. and tapped her temporal lobe.

"Oh, uhh, yeah, sorry..." Even though her Alliance uniform covered most of Jack's tattoos, those on her arms, neck, and head were still visible.

"I like your tattoos." Ashley said awkwardly. She felt a strange attraction to the inked convict and wasn't sure why, as she had previously only been attracted to men.

"Thanks." Jack said, leaving an awkward silence between the two for several seconds. "So…. Major, huh?"

"Yeah, the title is nice, but I hate the extra responsibility."

"Can't be that fuckin' hard, can it?"

"You'd be surprised…." Ashley downed a shot.

Jack took another shot to get over her, then shot the Major a competitive look. "Wanna try and beat me at shots?"

This is my chance! Ashley thought, seeking to gain the biotic's affection. She drank another and flipped the glass over. "You think you can beat me?" She met Jack's eyes.

"Hell yeah!" The two women drank until Ashley was slap-happy drunk and Jack was largely unaffected by the alcohol. Jack helped Ashley out of her seat. "Come on, you drunk motherfucker. Let's get you home." They got in Jack's skycar and went to Ashley's apartment, which was fairly close to the Alliance base where they both worked.

Ashley sat down on her bed and patted the space next to her. "Come *hic* sit, Jack." Sh was still somewhat inebriated from their shot competition.

The convict pondered her thoughts for a moment before moving. I want to fuck her so bad! But since when am I gay?! Just look at her tits, they're fucking fantastic! Is she gay? Does she even like me, or is she just drunk? Jack took a deep breath through her nose and sat down next to Ashley.