I think I wrote this in five minutes. Anyway, it's short and it's based off the event in Chen Cang Castle with Gan Ning and Nene, so woohoo~
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"Get a look at this chest!" the young man shouted, waving his elaborate sword in his right hand and pounding his chiseled, tattooed bare chest with his left. "You wanna get through, you gotta go through it!"
Nene frowned. "No fighting!" she scolded. "Behave yourself!"
The man looked at her blankly before snorting. "I never listened to my mother when she was around and I'm not about to listen to you!"
Growling under her breath, the ninja settled on her more effective way of discipline. When a lecture didn't work, she was more than willing to get her ninjitsu going.
"Time to teach you some manners!" she shouted.
The man laughed, swinging his sword demonstratively. "You want a piece of Gan Ning, come and get it!"
"You deserve a good spanking!" Nene yelled, aghast. Such terrible language!
Gan Ning froze completely. Standing upright again, wearing a big smirk, he dropped his sword and held his hands up in surrender.
"You win!" Gan Ning said. "I'm all yours!"
Nene beamed. "I knew you'd see it my way! You're very strong, why don't you come join Cao Pi's—"
"Hey, wait a minute," Gan Ning interrupted. "Cao Pi? What happened to my spanking!?"
Nene was confused. "You want to get spanked?" she asked incredulously. She had never met anyone who… wait a minute, something Hideyoshi once told her floated through her mind. Her eyes widened in shock before narrowing into a glare at Gan Ning again.
"You're terrible!" she cried, but during her revelation, she hadn't noticed Gan Ning had crossed the distance between them, and was standing in front of her.
What do you think you're doing, Nene began to scold, but before she could get the words out, Gan Ning cut her off by leaning down and kissing her, pulling her against his chest with his left arm.
Shocked, Nene made to push him off, but he was persistent and stronger than she was; reluctantly, she closed her eyes and slowly put her arms around his neck.
Hideyoshi cheats on me all the time, she thought, justifying her actions in her head as she kissed Gan Ning back. For such a naughty boy he's awfully good at this…
Gan Ning pulled back, and Nene broke out of her daze long enough to begin yelling at him.
"What was that for!? You naughty boy! How dare you!" Nene shouted, hands on her hips.
Gan Ning grinned. "Hey, stick around and I'll show you just how naughty I can be!"
Nene gritted her teeth. "Why, you… I'm going to give you a—" She stopped herself before saying "spanking" again. Instead she went the safe route. "You're in a lot of trouble when I get my hands on you!"
Gan Ning's grin got bigger. "Oh, really? Looks like you'll have to discipline me, then!" Seeing Nene's face, he leaned in, gave her another kiss, and turned to run.
"Catch me if you can, Mommy!" he shouted, and ran off into Nagamasa's main camp, laughing.
Nene scowled, thought for a brief moment, and went after him.
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