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Halloween special
A/N:This is my first attempt at a holiday specials fic.I will write a story every holiday I want to, look foward to Thanksgiving as ch.2.The chapters will have no connection if they are based on different holidays.
Katsuragi residence ,Misato's room
Rrriiiingg...rrrii-smack!
Damn alarm clock...wait...what day is it?
(Misato checked the calender on her vibrator/cell)
It's Halloween!Yay!
Asuka's room
Rrriiing...rriin-BOOOM!!!!
Damn alarm clock...what day is it?
(Asuka checked the calender on her cell)
It's Halloween!Yeah!
Shinji's room
Rrrriing...rrriing...rrrii-pressed off button.
Stupid alarm clock...I wonder what day it is?
(Shinji checked the calender on his S-DAT)
It's Halloween...dammit...
Pen-pen's room
Brriing...brri-peck!
Wark wark wark war...wark wark?
(Pen-pen checked the calender on his timer)
War wark war!Shit.
Hallway a few minutes later
"It was Halloween today and Asuka and Misato were excited, but Shinji and Pen2 were not"
Hey Shinji!Breakfast is ready!, yelled Asuka and Misato at the same time.
What smells like...like...like real food?, said Shinji as he came out of his room.
We made ham, eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, pancakes, waffles, french toast, and mini pizzas, said Asuka and Misato at the same time again.
That kicks ass!I'll take one of everything!, said Shinji excitedly as he headed to the kitchen.
Got it, said Misato as she went into the kitchen to prepare Shinji's plate.
Kitchen
What the fuck is that!, yelled Shinji as he ran under the table.
What's wrong Shinji, never seen a real meal before?, teased Asuka with a grin.
That's not food!
Yes it is, said Misato.
There is a fucking bleeding severed arm on my plate!!
Again Shinji, never seen a real meal before?, said Asuka as she took a bite out of the arm.
Oh my god!You people are fucking sick!
(Pen2 comes out of his freezer to check on his breakfast, but went back in as soon as he saw what looked like a roasted chicken on his dish)
Calm down Shinji, it's just a piece of bread painted like an arm, explained Misato.
Wh..what about the blood.
Raspberry syrup, said Asuka as she licked off the syrup from her finger.
I really hate you guys...
NERV
Dr.Akagi you cal-...no...who did this...Who did this!Noooooooooooo!!, yelled Shinji in a emotional rage.
(Ritsuko lay in a pool of her own blood with a knife sticking out of her back)
-snicker-Ah ha ha ha ha!, laughed Ritsuko.You fell for it big time!Ah ha ha ha ha!You fucking loser!Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(Crap load of staff members came out of their hiding spots and laughed their asses off)
-sniff-I hate you all!, Shinji ran to school with tears streaming off his face.
School
"Shinji wondered the empty halls of his school, which were decorated with black in celebration of Halloween.When Shinji neared his class he saw what appered like bullet holes in the door, and a small pool of blood at the entrance of the class.Shinji continued with caution."
What the hell happened here?, wondered Shinji as he peeked into the classroom door.
"Inside there was someone who looked like Kensuke holding a machine gun, and around him lay the students in a pool of red."(except Rei, she's at NERV)
(Shinji walks inside)
Ken...Kensuke...what happened?, Shinji asked nervously.(Shinji was scared, but the lives of other people were at stake)
They wouldn't stop.
What wouldn't stop?, said Shinji as he got closer.
They just wouldn't stop the teasing, the hiting, all the god damn bullying.So I took care of it, of my problems, now they're gone.
Kensuke this wasn't the answer, you could've done something different to stop-
Shinji you've never wronged me, or hurt me in any way, but I know you'll tell that's why you're next in line...To die!, Kensuke spun around and fired one single shot.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-splat!What the hell?(there was a red paint stain on Shinji's forehead)
(the students erupted into laughter, which creeped out Shinji cause' he thought they were dead)
You fell for it so badly!Ha ha ha ha ha!, laughed everybody in the room.
I'm gonna kill you all for real!, yelled Shinji as he ran to the one person he knows that can't possibly prank him.
Rei's place
-knock-Can I come in?-knock-Ayanami, did you hear me?-door opens-She never answers the door, said Shinji as he walked inside.
Inside
What's that smell?Smells like something's rotting in here., said Shinji as he continued into the main room.
(Shinji almost pass out, Rei's body (from elbow up) was stuck in the oven, there were rats nibbling on her hands, and there was dried blood around the oven)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Rei, no...
-giggle-
Huh?, said Shinji with tears streaming down his face.
Ha ha ha, Rei quietly chuckled from her hiding spot under the bed.
Rei what the fuck!
I am sorry Ikari, but the chance to do this was to great to let go.
I...I thought you were my friend.
I think friendship is irrelevent, and unneeded.
You bitch!That's it!I've taken' to much shit to handle!, yelled Shinji before he ran to NERV.
Eva cages
Launch eva!, yelled Shinji from inside unit 01.
Outside after launch
-deep breath-Light started shining from unit 01's mouth-release-A Godzilla sized beam came out of unit 01's mouth, effectively destroying half Tokyo-3.
Take that bitches!Yeah!, yelled Shinji as he destroyed Tokyo-3.
Burning rubble that used to be Tokyo-3
You see Shinji, this is what happens when you can't control your anger, said Gendo.
But they started it!, said Shinji.
I don't care.Do you think I lost my temper when people made fun of me, no I didn't.
You would have them executed!
Yes, but I didn't lose my temper now did I.
I guess not.Lets go look for more survivors, said Shinji.
Alright.
(Gendo and Shinji were some how stuck together like siamease twins, but they looked way more disgusting)
A/N:Happy Halloween!