Extreme Restraining Order Central Show
Kurama: Star
Hiei: Co-Star
Kuwabara: Torture-ee
Yusuke: Torturer
Botan: Pretty Prize Girl
Jin: Village Idiot
Touya: Intelligent Answer Dude
Suzuki: The Camera Guy
Shishi-wakamaru: Music Man
Yukina: Frazzled Prize Girl
Shishi is sitting behind a drum set, leg shackled to the floor. He has a portable CD player and he's listening to something on it. He's also attempting to dance while sitting down.
Shishi: DANCING QUEEN, YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVEN-TEEN!!!
Suzuki: I wonder how long he's been listening to that song?
Shishi sits there for a while longer. The whole time you can hear Suzuki snickering from behind the camera. Eventually Shishi gets onto other songs such as
'Spice up your life'
'Barbie Girl,
'The queer eye for the straight guy theme song'
And the scariest of all . . .
'Boys' by Britney Spears
Suzuki: interesting music choices Wakamaru.
Shishi looks up to see the camera in his face.
Shishi: oh god! Get the fuck out of here Suzuki!!!
Suzuki: *snickering*
Camera moves along. Jin runs past the camera. You hear a thump and see plaster fall from the ceiling.
Suzuki: wow, I didn't know he could run THAT fast.
Jin: *muffled* I've been practicing.
Suzuki: you do that . . .
Camera keeps going. It goes behind an empty set to see Kurama putting makeup on what seems to be a strapped down Hiei. They turn to see Suzuki with the camera.
Kurama: that better not be on . . .
Suzuki: define 'on'.
Hiei: let me go!
Kurama: okay, just turn it off.
Suzuki: define 'off'.
Kurama reaches for the camera and the picture shakes and moves farther away.
Kurama: TURN OFF THE FUCKI-
The camera turns off.
Next Scene on the camera . . .
The camera turns on and you hear Suzuki is muttering something about bleeding and damn kitsune. It moves forward to see Yusuke dragging a twitching body bag.
Yusuke: hey, what's up Suzuki?
Suzuki: nothing much, what's in the bag?
Yusuke: victim.
Voice from within the bag: MY YUKINA WILL SAVE ME!!!
Yusuke: *kicks bag* yeah, and Koenma will pay me for my services.
Suzuki: well, see you on the show.
Yusuke: okay!
Yusuke begins to drag the body bag away when Yukina walks in wearing a skimpy little red sequin dress and whore-ish makeup. Her hair is done up like an eighties Barbie doll.
Yukina: hey, have any of you seen Kazuma around? We're ready to strap him in now.
Yusuke: yeah, I'll bring him out in a second.
Yukina: okay. I don't quite get it but I'll do whatever you tell me to!
Voice from within the bag: YUKINA!!! HELP ME MY LOVE!
Yukina: *choosing not to hear that* well, I gotta go help Botan with her hair.
Yukina walks away. The camera walks past Yusuke and you hear some grunting as he drags the bag towards where Yukina walked off.
The camera goes towards the set again. Touya is just standing behind the wood of the set wearing a long black coat and holding it shut.
Suzuki: what's wrong?
Touya: I swear, I would be out of here right now if I didn't have this god forsaken THING attached to my leg!
The camera focuses in onto Touya's leg, which is shackled to a large steel ball. You hear Suzuki snicker and the camera moves back up to Touya's face. Touya's just scowls.
Suzuki: why would you wanna leave? I mean we need you. You're our answer man.
Touya: because of the smart ass that must have death wish who picked out this costume.
Suzuki: ooh, I wanna see. Come on, please? I won't tell anyone.
Touya: uh huh, and that's what the camera's for right?
Suzuki: well, we're gonna see it anyway. I mean, you're going to be on the show.
Touya: so wait till then.
Suzuki: you're no fun.
Touya: I can live with that. What are you doing anyway?
Suzuki: I dunno, I'm just bored so I'm filming people.
Touya: well go 'film people' somewhere else.
Suzuki: geez, grumpy much. Well, I'll see you later.
Touya: whatever.
The camera moves away and you see a dressing room slightly open. The camera moves towards it. You can see into the crack into the dressing room.
Botan is in there with Yukina. Yukina is helping Botan put her hair in a bun. Botan also has very whore-ish makeup on.
Botan: there, that looks good. Don't you think?
Yukina: yes, I think it looks beautiful that way.
Botan: well you did it. Thank you Yukina! I wonder what Hiei will say when he sees you in that dress?
Yukina: why would Hiei-san care?
Botan: uh . . . *kitty face* because . . . he has a crush on you!
Yukina: 'crush'?
Botan: yeah, it's when you like someone.
Yukina: well, I like Hiei-san very much too.
Botan: no, no, no! It's like when you LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE someone.
Yukina: oh.
Botan turns to look at the camera. She stares at it for a moment then looks infuriated. Botan stands up and runs towards the door.
Botan: Suzuki! Is that you?! You sick basta-
Suzuki: abandon ship! Abandon ship!!!
The camera runs away from the door. You can hear Botan running behind Suzuki and the camera is just shaking and you can hear Suzuki panting.
Then suddenly the camera falls to the ground. The camera is pointed to a wall. You can hear Botan hitting Suzuki and Suzuki screaming. After a few minutes Suzuki stops screaming and you see Botan's shoe in front of the camera.
Botan: stupid camera.
Picture goes blank.
End Of The Tape . . .
A/N: Hello . . . this is only the beginning to the actual show. The actual show hasn't started. This is just prep for the show. We thought it would be funny. And indeed it was . . . MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Tune in next chapter for the REAL slim shady . . . I mean the real show. . . disregard that . . .
Kurama: Star
Hiei: Co-Star
Kuwabara: Torture-ee
Yusuke: Torturer
Botan: Pretty Prize Girl
Jin: Village Idiot
Touya: Intelligent Answer Dude
Suzuki: The Camera Guy
Shishi-wakamaru: Music Man
Yukina: Frazzled Prize Girl
Shishi is sitting behind a drum set, leg shackled to the floor. He has a portable CD player and he's listening to something on it. He's also attempting to dance while sitting down.
Shishi: DANCING QUEEN, YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVEN-TEEN!!!
Suzuki: I wonder how long he's been listening to that song?
Shishi sits there for a while longer. The whole time you can hear Suzuki snickering from behind the camera. Eventually Shishi gets onto other songs such as
'Spice up your life'
'Barbie Girl,
'The queer eye for the straight guy theme song'
And the scariest of all . . .
'Boys' by Britney Spears
Suzuki: interesting music choices Wakamaru.
Shishi looks up to see the camera in his face.
Shishi: oh god! Get the fuck out of here Suzuki!!!
Suzuki: *snickering*
Camera moves along. Jin runs past the camera. You hear a thump and see plaster fall from the ceiling.
Suzuki: wow, I didn't know he could run THAT fast.
Jin: *muffled* I've been practicing.
Suzuki: you do that . . .
Camera keeps going. It goes behind an empty set to see Kurama putting makeup on what seems to be a strapped down Hiei. They turn to see Suzuki with the camera.
Kurama: that better not be on . . .
Suzuki: define 'on'.
Hiei: let me go!
Kurama: okay, just turn it off.
Suzuki: define 'off'.
Kurama reaches for the camera and the picture shakes and moves farther away.
Kurama: TURN OFF THE FUCKI-
The camera turns off.
Next Scene on the camera . . .
The camera turns on and you hear Suzuki is muttering something about bleeding and damn kitsune. It moves forward to see Yusuke dragging a twitching body bag.
Yusuke: hey, what's up Suzuki?
Suzuki: nothing much, what's in the bag?
Yusuke: victim.
Voice from within the bag: MY YUKINA WILL SAVE ME!!!
Yusuke: *kicks bag* yeah, and Koenma will pay me for my services.
Suzuki: well, see you on the show.
Yusuke: okay!
Yusuke begins to drag the body bag away when Yukina walks in wearing a skimpy little red sequin dress and whore-ish makeup. Her hair is done up like an eighties Barbie doll.
Yukina: hey, have any of you seen Kazuma around? We're ready to strap him in now.
Yusuke: yeah, I'll bring him out in a second.
Yukina: okay. I don't quite get it but I'll do whatever you tell me to!
Voice from within the bag: YUKINA!!! HELP ME MY LOVE!
Yukina: *choosing not to hear that* well, I gotta go help Botan with her hair.
Yukina walks away. The camera walks past Yusuke and you hear some grunting as he drags the bag towards where Yukina walked off.
The camera goes towards the set again. Touya is just standing behind the wood of the set wearing a long black coat and holding it shut.
Suzuki: what's wrong?
Touya: I swear, I would be out of here right now if I didn't have this god forsaken THING attached to my leg!
The camera focuses in onto Touya's leg, which is shackled to a large steel ball. You hear Suzuki snicker and the camera moves back up to Touya's face. Touya's just scowls.
Suzuki: why would you wanna leave? I mean we need you. You're our answer man.
Touya: because of the smart ass that must have death wish who picked out this costume.
Suzuki: ooh, I wanna see. Come on, please? I won't tell anyone.
Touya: uh huh, and that's what the camera's for right?
Suzuki: well, we're gonna see it anyway. I mean, you're going to be on the show.
Touya: so wait till then.
Suzuki: you're no fun.
Touya: I can live with that. What are you doing anyway?
Suzuki: I dunno, I'm just bored so I'm filming people.
Touya: well go 'film people' somewhere else.
Suzuki: geez, grumpy much. Well, I'll see you later.
Touya: whatever.
The camera moves away and you see a dressing room slightly open. The camera moves towards it. You can see into the crack into the dressing room.
Botan is in there with Yukina. Yukina is helping Botan put her hair in a bun. Botan also has very whore-ish makeup on.
Botan: there, that looks good. Don't you think?
Yukina: yes, I think it looks beautiful that way.
Botan: well you did it. Thank you Yukina! I wonder what Hiei will say when he sees you in that dress?
Yukina: why would Hiei-san care?
Botan: uh . . . *kitty face* because . . . he has a crush on you!
Yukina: 'crush'?
Botan: yeah, it's when you like someone.
Yukina: well, I like Hiei-san very much too.
Botan: no, no, no! It's like when you LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE someone.
Yukina: oh.
Botan turns to look at the camera. She stares at it for a moment then looks infuriated. Botan stands up and runs towards the door.
Botan: Suzuki! Is that you?! You sick basta-
Suzuki: abandon ship! Abandon ship!!!
The camera runs away from the door. You can hear Botan running behind Suzuki and the camera is just shaking and you can hear Suzuki panting.
Then suddenly the camera falls to the ground. The camera is pointed to a wall. You can hear Botan hitting Suzuki and Suzuki screaming. After a few minutes Suzuki stops screaming and you see Botan's shoe in front of the camera.
Botan: stupid camera.
Picture goes blank.
End Of The Tape . . .
A/N: Hello . . . this is only the beginning to the actual show. The actual show hasn't started. This is just prep for the show. We thought it would be funny. And indeed it was . . . MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Tune in next chapter for the REAL slim shady . . . I mean the real show. . . disregard that . . .