DAYDREAMS AND NIGHTMARES

WOW - star. Dean's daydream is Sam's nightmare.

Disclaimer: Owning them is my daydream.

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The crowd falls silent as the musical sensation, Dean Diamond, steps on stage here at the Hollywood Bowl.

No-one can believe the stellar rise of this hitherto unknown performer who sends his legions of fans starry-eyed with his sinfully good looks, and sweet-as-chocolate baritone.

The anticipation rises as the orchestra strikes up …

"CAAAAAAARRY ON MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYWARD SON … THERE'LL BE PEEEEEEEACE WHE …"

*bangbangbang*

"Dean, if you're gonna shower, do it friggin' quietly; I'm getting a migraine. It sounds like someone's castrating a goddamn sealion in there!"

Humph. Wait until Dean Diamond's rich and famous, bitch. See if you'll be getting a penny of it!

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