Many episodes later, Porunga appeared! But what could Frieza wish for?!
"I wish you could speak American" a paniced Namek said. Frieza's men had him at gunpoint. He died a little inside. He really wanted to wish for there to be something to do on this boring planet. At that moment, Frieza's soldier shot him in the head. He died a little on the outside.
"T-tell Dende, not to recessitate me..." His final words.
"Good!" Frieza said delightedly. "Now he speaks American like everyone else. I can make my own wishes!"
"Yo dawg, what's yo next wish" Porunga said Americanly.
"I wish all seven Dragonballs were ashtrays!"
"Damn son, blaze it!" Porunga blazed.
With that, all seven Dragonballs turned into ash trays and Porunga exploded into a cloud of smoke of that completely enveloped Namek's atmosphere and killed all the Namekians within hours.
Frieza was so happy he immediately lit a up a doobie and inhaled deeply. And then, the moment he had waited years for, he flicked the ashes into the 1 star dragonball ash tray and sqeualed. He had accomplished his life's ambitions! Maybe now he could go home and be a family man. But now he had a problem. He has seven ash trays! Nobody needs that many! He'll look like a chain smoker.
"Who to give these to?"
To be continued...