Author's Note: Some of these are generated from a one hundred themes challenge, others are ideas of my own creation. Don't like yaoi, even the fluffiness here? Don't read it. I don't own Naruto or Sasuke, they are Kishimoto-sama's creations. Please enjoy my short drabbles, and if you like them, please hit the review button at the bottom of the screen. It makes me want to write more!

Shopping Trip

"You want me to do what?" Sasuke muttered into his phone.

"Just come to the mall with me, teme. Y'know, hang out and stuff." The blonde said, standing in front of Sasuke's closet trying to figure out what to wear.

Sasuke sighed and handed a customer her freshly dry-cleaned clothes over the counter.

"I'm still at work, dobe. I don't get off for another two hours."

"Aww, I can wait that long. I can meet you at work and then we can go together!" Naruto said, pulling out a black t-shirt and pants from the back that he knew wouldn't fit Sasuke.

"Why do you want to go to the mall so bad anyway?" Sasuke asked, ignoring the woman's dirty look as he kept talking on his phone while ringing her up.

"I need new shoes. I kinda walked some holes in them last week when I was training."

Sasuke smirked. He's just trying to find an excuse to hang out with me. He is so cute!

"All right. But put a coat on, dobe. It's cold out."

Cat

"She's adorable!" The blonde squealed excitedly as the white kitten pawed around his lap, mewling happily and butting her head against his stomach.

Sasuke watched Naruto play with the tiny animal, her white fur standing on end.

"We can't keep her, you know." Sasuke reminded him.

Naruto looked at him. "Duh, she's just cute. I didn't say I wanted to keep her, teme."

Sasuke grinned at the look on Naruto's face. "I kept you, and you are 'just cute'."

Naruto looked over at him, the slight blush on his cheeks contrasting with the pure white cat he was cradling to his chest. "Yeah..."

Are you challenging me?

Sasuke was really tired of Naruto's so-called "friends" hitting on his blonde.

Every time Hinata would so much as hug Naruto, Sasuke would get an intense pang of jealosy.

Even with Lee, who was going out with Sakura. His enthusiasm was enough to drive the Uchiha mad.

And Kiba...I want to kill him. He won't leave Naruto alone. And that mutt grabbed his ass right in front of me!