Title: Lecherous Snape and Whoremione
Team: Death Eaters
Word Count: exactly 100
Rating: T
Challenge: Snape Gets a Medal
Characters: Severus, Hermione, two anonymous prostitutes
Author's Note: Yeah… Don't really know where this came from. The title says it all though. This is just one of the possibilities I have in mind if the war goes badly and the Order loses. Doesn't look too bright for our gal Hermione…
Hermione glared at the giggling girls.
"Out. Now."
They scurried off, happy to escape her full wrath.
"You dirty old man, how can you sit around with a whore on each knee? Can't do any better even after your award ceremony?"
Clearly drunk, Severus slurred: "'Course not. If I can't have the best, I'll get what I can."
"Can't afford the best, Snape?" she sneered.
"Nah, I could pay her price. Keeps turning me down though."
"There's a good reason for that."
He thought hard, "Why?"
"I don't need your money." She turned away.
"Whatcha need?"
"You to love me."