Title: A Day at the Beach

Team: Order of the Phoenix

Word Count: exactly 100

Rating: G

Challenge: Out Of Comfort Zone

Characters: Severus/Hermione

Author's Note: Just a fun thought I had when I was putting sunscreen on my own beak before going to the beach on holiday this week (in California! And yes, it was a good trip). My own nose pales in comparison with Snape's. We have a similar complexion however, haha.

Hermione grinned at Severus as she covered his rather large nose with sunscreen, and chuckled when he began scowling at her.

"Why must I be slathered with this Muggle concoction?" he growled.

She smiled sweetly as she replied: "I don't want you to get sunburnt."

"Yes, but why for the love of Merlin did you want out honeymoon to be in such a …" He seemed at a loss for words.

"Sunny, cheerful place so different from the dungeons? Yes, Severus, let's ponder that one for a while." She rolled her eyes.

"You just love making me uncomfortable," he pouted.