Disclaimer: All places and characters trademark to Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler) and they are not mine. To everyone's surprise.

A/N: right, this isn't really a proper fic, its just me bored late at night, however I think I do intend to write more.

L My darling L STOP I am sorry I must only use you initials, but from your last telegram, I see no other way STOP Is what you have told me and what the mass circulating rumours also tell me true? STOP Have O and E really broken off into another schism? STOP Who will they take with them when they do? STOP I fear for our safety my dear L, what should we ever do if they came after us and J? STOP No-one would be safe STOP I am certain they would use all their VFD knowledge against us STOP I cannot even begin to imagine what the repercussions would be if that was to happen STOP Send word as soon as you can STOP We need to gather as much information as we can STOP All my love STOP B STOP

The world is quiet here

R&R please PLEEAASSEEE.... Ok I sound desperate....