Ideas: strong, uke cheats on seme, seme dumps uke and calls him a whore, akira (oc), izaya.
Genre: parody, romance, humor.
A/m: crack fic C: enjoy your crack.
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Strong:
It was a cold day in Ikebukoro, Izaya was taking a stroll down the road. He hummed a little tune to himself. Finally he did it, he finally killed Shizuo. That was his goal over the twenty years he's been there and it's finally been done. But there is one thing that's been bothering him. At his apartment he has his own pet. Akira Higiganri, his lover. Sometimes Akira would come in late, as if he was hanging out with some of his friends at parties.
Izaya hated this. Every time he thought his beloved was involved with some vile thing without his notice. It bothered him. Izaya suddenly fell down on his face, he tripped.
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Back at Izaya's apartment, Akira was just arriving. He opened the door cautiously and peeked his little head inside. "No one's here yet." Akira said as he let the other guy he was with in the apartment as well. They ran over to the couch and quickly were becoming undressed when all of a sudden Izaya walks in the room.
He flicks on the lights and sees a most devastating sight, his adorable uke, sprawled out on the couch with another man. The anger hits him quite then and he becomes surprisingly strong. Quickly he races over to Akira's side and swings a punch at the guy giving it to him.
"Izaya-!" Akira yelled as he sits up slightly but is immediately pinned back down to the couch.
"You fucking whore!" Izaya yelled getting close to the Akira's face.
"How dare you-you skank!" Izaya says as he then throws Akira to the side and off the couch, hitting his head on the coffee table as he did so. He rubbed the now forming bruise.
"I though we had everything planned for us in our future!" Izaya yelled. "You go and ruin it like this!" he stomped away, giving a deathly glaring look at the guy he punched earlier.
"Don't think this is over, I'll come back, I'll hunt you down, I'll make it so you can't live without me, Akira."
End?