Sebastian smirked "Well hey if there's one guy that can whip New Directions into a legitimate threat it's Blaine Anderson right?
"Right" Blaine shakes his coffee cup annoyed with Sebastian "I'm need another coffee" standing up Blaine leaves to refill his drink.
Once Blaine had left the table the serene smile on Kurt's faces is swapped for a fake smile "I don't like you."
Kurt's voice stopped Blaine dead in his tracks, turning he leans against the pillar so he is unseen.
Sebastian looks up at Kurt a smirk appearing on his face "Fine, I don't like you either."
No time is wasted in answering Sebastian "I don't like the way you talk to my boyfriend, I don't like your smirky little Meer Kat face."
Blaine finds he is biting his lips trying to laugh and Kurt's witty insults.
Folding his arms in front of him Sebastian stares at Kurt as Blaine motions to Debbie behind the counter that he wants a refill.
"I don't like your obnoxious CW hair. I'm on to you." Kurt finished smiling politely and leaning back into his chair slightly.
Now it was Sebastian's turn to counter "Let's get a few things straight, Blaine is too good for you,"
Blaine's eyes narrowed, if looks could kill then the pillar would be dead.
Sebastian continued "New Directions is a joke and one of us has a hard luck case of the gay face and it ain't me."
Gritting his teeth Blaine realised that he was livid.
Kurt continues to smile amused at Sebastian's attempts to insult him. Debbie hands Blaine his order snapping his out of his angry haze as he slips her a $10 note and motions for her to keep the change.
Sebastian smiles even bigger than before "odds are, by the end of the school year I'll have Blaine and a National's trophy and you'll have khakis and a Lima Bean apron and that gay face.
A short laugh leaves Kurt's mouth "You smell like Craig's List."
"What are you guys talking about?" Blaine questions taking a seat and giving Kurt a chance to tell all.
Leaning back in his chair Sebastian looks straight at Blaine "Duh, the next time we're all going out drinking, Killer."
Blaine cocked his eyebrow looking at Kurt who smiles sadly at him.
Taking a deep breath Blaine thinks to himself it's now or never.
"Sebastian" Blaine placed his coffee on the table "I know that's not what you were talking about."
The smug look on Sebastian's face drops slightly as Kurt gasped quietly.
"I heard everything that you said."
Kurt reached out for Blaine's hand, eyes wide with worry. Turning to Kurt Blaine squeezed his hand "It's okay baby." Blaine whipped his head around back to Sebastian. "How dare you talk to Kurt like that; how dare you talk about me like that." Blaine drew in a breath "I have told you multiple times that I am not interested in you at all."
"Come on Blaine we both know that's not true." Sebastian reached to put his hand on Blaine's shoulder but the look on Blaine's face told him not to.
"Don't try to tell me how I feel. You don't know me. All I am to you is a conquest. Kurt is the love of my life, and I am sure as hell not going to fuck up what I have with him."
Kurt bowed his head trying to hide his smile.
"You are nothing to me; I don't even like you as a person so why the hell would I want to be with you. You are nothing but an arrogant asshole that's probably going to get a multitude of STIs including, but not limited to Chlamydia and Genital warts."
Kurt scoffed at this unable to keep a straight face any longer.
"And another thing" Blaine was on a role now "Kurt was a Warbler too. He was the only person brave enough to question the Warbler council to change it and make it better. And if New Directions are so bad then why did they make it to Nationals? By the way Kurt has a gorgeous face and what they hell does a gay face look like anyway? Even if he worked in a job shovelling shit I would still love him and be proud of him"
Kurt squeezed Blaine's hand trying to get his attention. "Can we go Blaine?"
Blaine smiled at Kurt "In a minute honey."
Sebastian flinched at the dear of endearment.
"Kurt was wrong about one thing though. You don't have Meer Kat face."
The devilish smile returned to Sebastian's face.
"Meer Kats a cute. Your face is more like." Blaine squinted his eyes and tilted his head. "You look more like a naked mole rat!"
The arrogant look on Sebastian's face was now officially gone.
"Come on Kurt, let's go." Blaine tightened his grip on Kurt's hand as he headed towards his care.
Once they were strapped in the car Kurt turned to Blaine "You okay?" Kurt knew how Blaine hated confrontation.
Blaine smiled looking into the eyes of the man he loved "Yeah, I'm good, I think. I can't believe you said he smelt like Craig's List." Blaine chucked heading to Kurt's house.
Kurt smiled "Well it was either that or calling him an Ass hat."
They both laughed all the way to Kurt's place.
A/N: I don't think that Grant Gustin is ugly at all. It's the old adage the uglier someone's personality the uglier they appear. Hope you like it, please review.