Enter Bingley,
The new guy in town
The girls are all a flutter,
And the word's going round
He just bought the big
House on the Hill
But what's that?
His friend's richer still?
Mr. Darcy,
Tall, handsome and proud
Came to the ball
And called Lizzy a cow
But Lizzy just laughed,
And went on her way,
Never knowing that she
Had caught his eye that day
She met W,
Who told her some lies
And then Mr. Darcy
She did despise
When they met at his aunt's
He asked for her hand,
But she shot him down,
Insulted the man
So he gave her a letter,
That told her the truth,
And made Lizzy see
She'd been played like a fool
She still didn't love him,
But she felt really bad,
And she didn't like the fact
That she'd been had
So when W left
She didn't really care,
But he eloped with her sister
And gave her a scare
Mr. Darcy stepped in
And set him straight,
And made Lizzy start to think
She might have made a mistake
He brought Bingley back
To marry Jane,
Lizzy's big sister
Whose love Bingley claimed
But Lizzy was low
Her feelings had changed
She didn't know if he still loved her
Or what to say
Mr. Darcy's aunt came
To put rumours to rest
That Mr. Darcy and Lizzy
Were soon to be blessed
But Lizzy refused
To give her a pledge
That Mr. Darcy and she
Would never be wed
Mr. Darcy then came
As soon as he heard
"if you want me" he said
"Just say the word"
"My aunt gave me hope,
That with your defiance,
Your feelings were different
From what you first decided"
Lizzy then cried
And told him her heart
They went to her father
Whose laughter did hark
"But Lizzy" he said
"You hate Mr. Darcy"
Lizzy then blushed
And said with a smile
That she had not disliked him
For quite a long while
Well, said her father,
That settles that
If he makes you happy,
I'll be glad for that
She was then called Darcy
In name if not law
And it was a happier ending
Than most people ever saw