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"I'm lonely." Alfred sighed as he set his glass of water on the coffee table. "Set me up with one of your friends Matt"
"Alright Al, who would you like: The communist, the druggie, or Uncle Gilbert?"
"Oh...right, you don't have many friends, do you?"
At this moment the North America Twins sat in Matthew's living room, '48 Hours Mysteries' playing on the flat screen TV.
"Well I'm sorry I'm not very social." Matthew replied.
"It's just...it seems like every one is paired up these days." Alfred sat back on the cushy Loveseat. "I mean...Dad and Papa are back together, Germany is moving things along with Italy, Uncle Gil and Austria are getting it on. I mean...even you seem to be getting closer to Russia, which I intend to stop at all costs, it...it just makes me feel so alone you know?"
"Well, perhaps if you would reconsider being the world's asshole..."
"I mean, who wouldn't want to be with a hero like me. I know I'm a little fat, but you can look past that right? Like, you like Russia, and he's pretty fat himself..."
"Big Boned Al..."
"...No matter what he says. So why am I alone?"Alfred gave his twin a look that Mathew knew to mean 'I want you to hug me'. Matthew slid of the couch and wrapped his arms around his brother.
"You are not alone Al." Matthew whispered into his brother's ear. "I will always be here for you. No matter what. What we have is more then what the others do. You are my brother, my best friend, and my tormenter all in one. I feel what you feel, as you feel what I do. When you hurt I hurt. When you laugh, I laugh. I love you Al."
"Yeah, I love you too Matt" Alfred looked in his twin's eyes "We can't have sex though."
"YOU ASS!" Matthew yelled. He stood and smacked Alfred over the head.
Alfred could only smile.
A/N: Just a brotherly moment. I hope you like. If you don't like...well...that's your problum.