Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, nor do I own the overall game. These concepts, however, are mine.
Day 1.
I find her completely hideous. Her cocky, arrogant attitude is absolutely repulsive. The way the corners of her thin lips curl into that thing she tries to pass of as a seductive smile makes me sick. But I'd never admit it. After all, superior would have my head if I expressed such loathing for another member; which I never understood, since everyone else does it. Oh well.
Larxene. By all means, insert sigh here. She's a waste of my time. I'd much rather read. Attempting to make the rest of the men in the Organization uncomfortable seems to be her passion, which in my opinion is cruel and humiliating. What a whore.
I'm sure most of the other members would agree with me on this somewhat sensitive subject – after all, many of us have fallen victim to her games. I consider myself lucky to be the wiser one, and I will silently laugh every time I foil one of her petty attempts at arousing one of us again. Once more, I mentally beckon 'WHORE'. I have to admit that I feel bad for Roxas. The poor boy's childhood has been tainted. What a shame.
One of these days, I'm going to dye her hair green. How's that for kicks, Larxene? Oh, just the thought of her expression upon waking up to that is utterly hysterical! Or maybe I should steal all of her undergarments and put them in Marluxia's room. I'm not all too fond of him, either. Two birds with one stone. I quite like that idea, actually. I'm short; no one would notice me sneaking into a few rooms.
So getting to our main topic, Larxene's been a bit too friendly lately, and I'm getting very suspicious. I've put extra effort into avoiding her the past few days. There really isn't anywhere to hide, so I've kept myself busy by lingering around Axel. He hasn't noticed. Recently Larxene and Axel got into a quarrel of epic proportions, and have been steering clear of each other all week. So obviously, Axel is my free card.