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A/N: For the sake of not confusing people, I will be addressing the characters by their actual names and not the names they may give themselves.

Gwen woke up with a groaning. Her head hurt really bad and she had no clue where she was. She sat up and felt dizzy and looked around to see a bunch of plane parts and a lot of sand. Why was she on an island? When did she even plan this trip? She figured her plane must have crashed and landed here. She looked down at her clothes and her skin, she was horribly pale and she had this urge to tan...

She decided that it wasn't important what she looked like right now and she should see if everyone else was okay. There were at least 3 other people near her so she wanted to make sure that nobody was dead. She ran over to some guy in a red tracksuit and really bad hair and started to shake him.

"Hey guy!" Gwen shook him. "Wake up!"

This caused the guy in the red tracksuit to sit up and stare at her.

"Don't yell, babe." Tyler groaned. "I'm up!"

"Thank goodness." Gwen smiled at him. "So, can you tell me where my flight was headed?"

"Flight?" Tyler asked her. "I don't know what you're talking about, babe."

"The plane that's like 3 feet away from us!" Gwen rolled her eyes. "Why is my only source of potential help an idiot?"

"Hey!" Tyler yelled at her. "I'm not an idiot! At least I know that I'm on an island..."

"Wow." Gwen smirked. "I'm going to go see if that girl is okay, Why don't you go and wake up that guy over there?"

"Why do I have to wake the guy, babe?" Tyler asked her.

"Because, then you can bond over stupid guy stuff." Gwen laughed.

Tyler rolled his eyes. He didn't like this girl and he certainly wasn't going to listen to her. However, it would be nice to have a guy around here! Then they could talk about sports...

"BRO!" Tyler screamed into the guys ear "Wake up!"

The guy woke up and slapped Tyler in the face.

"What the heck?" Harold woke up. "Are you trying to make me go deaf?"

"No, that bossy girl told me to wake you up." Tyler sighed. "So, do you know where we are?"

"No." Harold told him. "But, did you know that the first airpl-"

"Yeah, I don't care." Tyler told him. "Hey babe! I woke this guy up and he's strange and talks funny! Can I punch him?"

"NO!" Gwen yelled at him. "He may be useful!"

Gwen tried to lightly wake the girl up. She looked like she was in bad shape. She opened her eyes quickly and shot up and looked around. "Cody?!"

"Okay boys, which one of you is Cody?!" Gwen yelled to Harold and Tyler "Is Cody your boyfriend? Which one is he?"

"I don't know..." Sierra was confused. "So, who are you people?"

"Well...I'm...Uh...not exactly sure..." Gwen admitted to her. "We all just woke up here and I honestly have no clue who any of these people are."

"This isn't very helpful." Sierra sighed. "Maybe I'm Cody?"

"That's a dude's name, babe." Tyler rolled his eyes. "You are kinda cute, Maybe I'm Cody?"

"Yeah, you're obviously not." Gwen laughed. "You just want to score with a chick."

"Well, I feel like a Cody!" Tyler crossed his arms. "So, I'm going to be Cody."

"I think my name is Thaddeus." Harold told everyone. "I just feel like one..."

"I really don't think you are." Gwen sighed and rolled her eyes.

"Stop bagging on him, babe!" Tyler glared at Gwen "You're upsetting my girlfriend."

"How do you know I'm your girlfriend, Cody?" Sierra asked him.

"You called out my name." Tyler rolled his eyes.

"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT'S YOUR NAME!" Gwen yelled at him.

"So, what do you suggest we do?" Harold asked her "Should we all just call you 'pale girl with bad highlights' if you don't want us to use our names."

"I agree with Thaddeus." Sierra smiled.

"He's not really Thaddeus..." Gwen sighed.

"Can I be Cody too?" Sierra asked everyone.

"So, you're Cody and you're dating Cody?" Gwen rolled her eyes.

"Yes." Sierra nodded "So now we have Thaddeus and two Cody's! What do you want your name to be?"

"I don't even know!" Gwen sighed. "Just call me whatever you want!"

"I took the liberty of naming you Mertle." Harold told her with a smile.

"You can't just name someone else!" Tyler yelled at him.

"Well babies weren't born with names." Harold told him. "Every parent has to give their child a name and since poor Mertle doesn't have one, I simply provided her with one."

The two Cody's continued to argue with Thaddeus and Mertle until they heard yelling coming from somewhere else on the island. Mertle being the smartest one of the current bunch suggested that they all go and see what's going on.

Is anyone really fucking confused? I know I am, I personally have no clue what's even going to happen. I was thinking they would find everyone and get their names situated and then build a shelter. This is the aftermath of season 3 when everyone swam away from the lava and shit. I think this may have been my worst idea ever. However, I feel obligated to post it for some weird reason and I doubt anyone will even want to read this and then I just may deleted it. To be fair, it's after 4am and I'm very tired and only got 5 hours of sleep last night...Flame away!

So honestly, I think this may be one of the most fucked up things I wrote yet. I actually read this and I said "What the fuck was I thinking? This is a horrible idea." but I made a promise to myself that I would publish it no matter how stupid this was, so if anyone laughed or was seriously confused or is even into this, say something...