him captain Canadia.
around with a Canadian flag draped around you.
his shield and replace the american paint with Canadian paint. (make sure it has the leaf)
4. Every time you walk by him, yell, "YOU WILL NEVER BE AMERICAN YOU CANADIAN!"
his shield with a spray painted trash can lid.
his suit and replace it with paper mache.
his suit again, and replace it with a note that says, "IOU A SUIT"
his shield with a tiny circle of paper.
a note in his room that says, "you like your room eh?"
everything that is old time-ish, and with the updated things.
him that he had to use an iPhone 5S to communicate with all of the other agents. Don't tell him what an iPhone is.
he figures out what an iPhone is, change his password.
his ringtone to Dubstep. (Skrillex, Some Daft Punk, and Deadmau5)
get everyone that he knows to talk in a German accent.
a red mask, and leap out from the dark. (Make sure you wear some armor.)
the suit, and gangster stuff up, claiming to be Steve.
teenage romance novels to him, *Cough Cough* Twilight. To get him familiar with modern culture.
his ringtone one more time to the worst Ke$ha song.
the location to his parachute drop to Las Vegas.
the coordinates to the middle of the Atlantic.
a mission briefing only use nonsensical modern words. (The hipsters along the oblong side of the IOS 7 dubstep has been overloading of twerking too mainstreamly.
his suit with a Hydra suit and gun.
the Canadian anthem really loudly when you pass him.
him to YouTube, and then casually Rick Roll him.
everybody play Skrillex at the same time when you yell, "DUH DUH DUH DUBSTEP!" at full volume.