Grovyle: I have discovered a disturbing truth...
Link: If it's the great fairy, I totally get you...
Grovyle: No, no... Not that... that cabana in wind waker, the butler... he...
Link: He what?
Tetra: Let's just let the story tell it for us...
Grovyle: And now, the story that started it all... It took weeks of searching, but I found the first story I ever wrote... I wrote it in first grade!
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I am the door
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It took months of side questing. Link had sailed the seas to get them. His hard worh had finally paid off.
He finally got twenty joy pendants, meaning he had a private oasis of his own.
Something was off though, for the last time he came there, he was yelled at by the butt-ler. He still heard the butt-ler speaking, but Alfred, whom gained the new name from his master, was never seen on the island...
This made Link wonder... "What if Alfred is a ghost?" But Link quickly lost intrest in the idea in this theory, due to a disbelief in ghosts.
"How about a puzzle game, master?" Alfred said one day.
Link went nuts trying to learn the whereabouts of his butt-ler. By now he had come up with thousands of theories. Eventually, he stopped wondering. It was giving him crazy headaches. And sleep deprivation led to hallucinations of this lady called the authoress.
Then, that day came...
His sisters birthday...
He decided to invite his friends and family over to the private oasis for her party.
The party was, quite literally a blast, due to Links grandma being a pyromanic.
At last, it was time to say goodbye.
"Alfred?" Link asked his butt-ler, "Won't you please escort our guests to the door?"
Alfred laughed like a maniac as the door swung open.
"Foolish child!" The face on the door answered with Alfreds voice. "I AM the door!"
Link screamed like a re-dead and fainted like an old lady on the spot.
"You disgrace me, whippersnapper!" His grandmother said coldly, "Aryll, You're my NEW favorite grandchild!"
Tetra just stood and laughed.
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Grovyle: It was hard to read what I had written... over the teachers red pen of doom and gloom... Apparently it had an F... for it not making sense, spelling butler wrong, a pyromaniacal grandmother, and... I tried to draw links grandmother but it looked like my teacher... Also, she thought Link and Tetra were stupid names... Also, my doodle of a re-dead... and... Authoress not being a word.
Link: And yet you post it on fanfiction...
Grovyle: I-Is there something wrong with that...?!
Tetra: BTW: She still sleeps with a dictionary under her pillow every night, just like back then.