C.T.K: hey, guys! I just got back from killing that giant scorpion... in space... while riding a pogo stick... and I thought of this. It is a companion fic to another story, so read and review but don't flame. If you do I'll use my author powers to make the moon kill you... like Skull Kid... I have the Majora's Mask... poster...
His Thoughts On Her
My name's Yoshi. Most of you have probably seen me throwing eggs, carrying Mario (baby and adult) and playing sports. My life has been pretty simple lately, but that's not what I'm here to talk about. Now, in my life, I have a couple great friends: Mario (of course), Pikachu, Kirby, and Birdo. I met Birdo at a tennis tournament Peach once held; in fact, we even won the doubles tournament together. She's really cool and super cute by dino standards. (I don't care if she was a boy, she's a girl now and that's good enough for me. I mean people think I'm a girl because I lay eggs, but I'm off topic.) I'll admit I'm attracted to her. We flirted during the tournament and still do. Yet, I wonder if her flirting with me is different than her flirting with others. (she has openly admitted to being a flirt.) Now, most would think that I would get jealous and some times I do. (Especially when she flirts with Bowser.) But you see, here's the thing; I've never seen her flirt with anyone but me when I'm around. I only hear that she flirted with some one else. It's weird. She can always tell when I'm near. As long as I'm in the area, she won't flirt with anyone but me. It gives me hope that I can settle down with her and raise a family of yirdos. (or yirshis or what ever the heck we would call them.) Huh… Wait! What! Were did that come from. Oh no! It's worse than I thought. Oh, if this gets out, it will be so awkward. But if she feels the same, would it be that bad? But, then again…. Ahhg This is so confusing. Huuuuhhhh… For now, I guess I have to except it. I'm in love with my best friend.