"'Heard that some girl named Mariko murdered her own parents, and then set their corpses on fire.' 'Seriously? Even though she up and killed Aya, as well as dissolved her sorority at Seiran before going out on a bizarre killing spree spanning miles.' 'Well, shit. We need to watch our backs around that murderess. Keep me posted on any new developments with her, kay?' 'Got it. Us guys hafta look out for each other.' Wow. How paranoid can some people in this particular story be. Oh well, who am I to talk, as it is only a story after all." One action figure, the Arbiter stated residing in Hyannis on Cape Cod, along with his acid tongue counterpart, the Chief who is also an action figure.
"Wat da fuk r u doin r33dign fagy fukkign bedtiem storeez arbytur/?" The Chief queried upon loading his Halo 4 game disc into the Xbox 360 for the umpteenth time.
"What else but taking my time reading some stories on some fan fiction website, " The Arbiter replied, being the deadpan snarker he is.
"KK w/e" Chief answered back upon resuming another gaming session of Halo 4.
It was right then and there that the Arbiter decided to check up on the chief, a decision that will prove fateful.
*sigh* "Jesus Christ. This had better not be another retarded prank or-" *SPLAT!* "Guess I spoke too soon." Arbiter mused as a bowl full of egg yolks crash landed on the figurine's plastic head.
"HAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAHAHAAAAHHHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAA U FEL 4 IT ARBETYR, IN TEH WURDZ OF DA ALMIGHTY SPODERMAN!ONE!" Chief spouted off rolling around laughing.
"Chief! You had better fucking clean this shit up, otherwise I will have to feed your halo 4 game disc to a shredder!" Arbiter threatened prompting Chief to get up and explode angrily.
"NOOOO! YOU FUCKIHN DEMON1 iF YOU DESROI MY DIDSC, THAN FAR WRSE ID HEDED UR WHEY! DUN TUCH MAI DYSK OR IMA GO MEDIEXVUL ON UR 4$$!1!ONEHUNDREDELEVEN!" Chief threatened back.
"Fine. I won't destroy your disc as long as you clean me up" Arbiter replied calming down.
"Kk Arbitir." Cheif grimaced in getting some tissues to help his companion clean up, which eventually happens. The rest of the day seemed rather uneventful afterward to say the least.