Things Never to Say to Kotaro:
Wanna go for a walk?
My Nintendog came to life!
I'm gonna enter you in a dog competition!
Do you know Lassie?
Ew, smells like wet dog!
I'm gonna work you like a --- oh wait, you are a dog.
(on the phone) Hello? Chizuru? Come home right away, Kotaro is sick as a dog! No pun intended by the way.
Why are your ears like that?
(sings Do Your Ears Hang Low)
Sit!
Stay!
Do you know any tricks?
Go fetch!
So is your girlfriend a cat or something?
Yeah…. Again, not the best, but more to come though! Any more ideas, pleaaseeee comment! Thanks!