'Twas the night before Peach's birthday, and all through the house,

Mario was fucking that whore...What a goddamned louse!

Her stockings were ripped off without the least bit of care

He was hoping his hard-on soon would be there

They were shaking and rattling that old iron bed

And Mario was groaning loudly, for Peach gave good head

That fat Italian plumber gave her ass a good slap

While Peach sucked off that too-friendly chap