7 Minutes in Heaven peoples!

I'll start out with Deidara!

Next It's Sasori

Enjoy!

(and by the way, I know Tobi is an old fart, but I thought I'd put him as a young looking Madara, not old man.)

"Deidara, why am I doing this again?" Momo asked nervously. "'Cuz, un." "CUZ WHY!?" "CUZ I WANT YOU TO!!" She sighed. Why 7 minutes in heaven? Why not something THAT ISN'T A KISSING GAME!!?

"Okay peoples! This is our hat! I had to go take it from some tall vampire guy. He said his name was 'Alucard" or something like that. Anyway, you take a color, and whoever had that color goes in that closet over there, and has to kiss whoever it is with them. We have security cameras in there, so we can see what you do. Whoever doesn't kiss, has to sleep in the living room with no blanket for 1 week... during winter... MUAHAHAH! Um... Momo, you're up first." Deidara help the hat up to her and shook it. "Do I really-" "TAKE THE DARN PAPER!" She reached in and took out green. "Oh..." He said quietly. "What? IS IT KAKUZU!?!?!" "Heeyyyy!!! That's not niiiice!!!" Kakuzu cried from across the room. "Are you sure that's green?" Momo looked down again. "Yeah. What's wrong?" "It's... you got me..." He looked away and pulled of his shirt collar. None of you had your cloaks on. Sasori somehow found a shirt in his closet. "I... uh..." Momo looked up at him. "Get in the closet!!!" Kisame took them by the shirts and threw them in.

"Well, let's hope that they don't kiss, because then I wont have to seep on the couch." "Why should we hope for YOU, Hidan?" "Because I SAID SO!!"

They sat in the closet. Silence.... more sile- "Y'know... you you don't want to do this then we don't have to... I'll sleep on the couch, un..." Momo crawled over to Deidara and plopped down beside him. "I don't know if I want to do this..." She rested her head on his shoulder. "Well... I think I should tell you something." "Hm?" She looked up. "I..." "You..." She leaned forward waiting for something to come out. "I kind of li-" She kissed him lightly on the lips. "Get on with it..." "I like you..." He looked away blushing. "Heh heh! I like you to Dei-kun!" "D-dei-kun?" He repeated with wide eyes. He smiled, "I like it, un!" He pulled her closer and lifted her chin up. "Hn... let's prove to them that we DO feel something for eachother, un." He pressed his lips against hers and closed his eyes. Momo on the other hand, was wide eyed. 'Is he really kissing me? Or am I imagining this?' She thought. She slowly closed her eyes and enjoyed it.

"Times u- HEY! THEY DID IT! SENPAI GOT A KISS!" Deidara threw a hanger at Tobi's head. "Eep! Just get out!" Deidara picked Momo up bridal style, and took her over to a spot the was empty. Sasori smirked and Deidara. "Hn..."

After thoughts!

Kakuzu: What? Oh hi... I wasn't paying attention...

Hidan: Psh... love is for mortals....

Konan: Aww!!!

Sasori: Good... for... him... I don't really care. Can I go home?

Kisame: I wanted that kiss! *cries*

Deidara: Muahaha!

Momo: *fainted*

Pein: Why am I allowing of this again?

Well! T-t-t-that's all folks!

Hoped you liked it Deidara-kunismine! I DEDICATED THIS TO YOU... *scary flash light under her face*

Sorry it was so short! I have a FULL tour of my school at 1, so I'm in a hurry. I tried to make it as best as I could!