"OH MY — MERLIN YOU ARE KIDDING ME — SERIOUSLY —"
"Keep it down, Alice!"
"You are seriously kidding me, Lily. You can't be serious — and haha, I can already see the pun forming on your lips."
"I'm not kidding you, I'm positively serious, and not Sirius, serious. I mean what I said."
"You do not. You do not you do not — Lily! Do you realize, that if Potter hears about it, he's going to die —"
"And under no condition are you to tell him."
"Aw, not even a little bit?"
"Alice!"
"You have to admit, though, it'd be interesting —"
"Alice, love, you thought spiking Slughorn's pumpkin juice with Armontentia was interesting. It wasn't, not one bit —"
"You're just saying that because you're all Head Girl-y and it's a requirement for you to be all pish-posh and not have any fun at all —"
"Stop changing the subject, back to the point. Not under any condition are you to tell James that —"
"Oh, sweet Merlin, you're calling him James! Not 'Potter' anymore, but James —"
"Alice, just promise me —"
"Alright, alright! I promise —"
"Thank Merlin —"
"— that I'll tell him as I see fit."
"What? No!"
"God, Lily, you're so boring."
"I'm sorry to hear that, but it can't be helped. Now, I want you to promise me — genuinely promise, now — that you won't breathe a word of this to anyone."
"Not to anyone?"
"No."
". . . you sure?"
"Yes. Now are you going to promise, or will I have to forcibly make you take an Unbreakable Vow —"
"Wow, you're serious about this, aren't you?"
"Yes, exceedingly."
"Okay, I promise that I won't breathe a word of this to anyone."
"Good."
"Happy now?"
"Extremely."
"Great. Now that that's settled, can we go to sleep now?"
"You're such a hypocrite."
"It's one of my charm points — yawn. I'm really sleepy, goodnight, Lils."
"Goodnight, Alice."
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this is the prologue of my new multichap, as predicted, JamesLily. the entire thing being in dialogue is stylistic, but you can rest assured that only the prologue will be like this, the rest of it will be in my classic style :D so, review? XD