Author's note:Some of you know are thinkin, ' What the hell happen to the CCS fan fic!? ' Well, one, FF.net deleted it. Two, the summary at the end said ' shit. ' Three, they suspended me from uploadin for who-knows-how- fucken-long. Four, think I learn my lesson and not to do this to somethin or someone? Five, nah. Six, I'm evil, damnit, evil! Seven, almost as evil as Y. Malik!!!!(Everyone:*Runs away as far as they can, even Cryst.*) Eight, Cryst won't be here except in the FF, so Yami Malik will take her place. Nine, sorry Stormy and Yami Neo for not takin her place, but I need someone with close to my personality, besides Y/N.

Yami Malik:Crystal doesn't own Neo, Y/N, Kat, Y/K, Stormy, and or Yu-Gi-Oh! Yepi! No competition for me!

Crystal:Took me a few hour to write this and if I was part of Yu-Gi-Oh!, well then you will.

Yami Malik:O.O *Gulp.*

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Neo-Sorry about that but you have seen the explaination, sorry about gettin any browies, but in a few chappies you'll get some brownies in this FF. Til then, I'm sendin you some. ENJOY NEO AND YAMI NEO!!! ^____^

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Abit of Background

Evil Ones who need A.M.

-Crystal-almost as evil as Yami Malik, but she's a hikari and has the yami hairdo(you know when the hikari turns into a yami and their hairdo changes.).

-Malik-wants to rule the world with the pharaoh's power and the three egyptain god cards.

-Neo-a baka who likes to get shocked by electricity.

-Stormy-a half breed cat/human character, abit crazy, and has a colorful vocab, plus a rabid Seto fan. Enjoys glopin anime bishonen.

-Yami Bakura-a manic phyco path wom wants all 7 millemuim items.

-Yami Kat-Kat's yami, who's more annoyin and evil than her hikari.

-Yami Malik-Malik's yami, the dude that's kills everyone he sees, (except for some exceptions.).

-Yami Neo-Neo's yami, doesn't understand why his hikari likes to get shocked, wants to engulf the world into darkness and rule it.

Good/ rest of the crew

-Cryst-Crystal's goodie goodie two shoes yami and has a normal hikari type hairdo.

-Kat-abit of a manic herself bit can be serious at times.

-Isis-Malik's big sis, kind at most times.(Note:Who want her bro and his yami to get some A.M. help.)

-Joey-a street punk with an NY accent also a hot head and snaps easily, pls likes to show off.

-Mokubaa kid that like adventure.(A/N:For the FF, gets babysits sometimes by Crystal and likes Crystal as a big sis cuz they both have big bros and he wants a big sis.)

-Ryou/Bakura-a british goodie goodie two shoes at times.

-Seto-almost evil dude, but has a huge company to run.

-T`ea-the #1 goodie goodie two shoes that everyone wants to kill or on a hit list.

-Tristan-also a street punk who holds Joey down as the dog he is when he snaps, and bashes him from time to time.

-Yami-the pharaoh, likes to duel and gamble every thin(A/N:Gamblin thin was from the first season), serious, kind, carin, and takes good care of his hikari.

-Yugi-kind little kid that danger seeks him sometimes cuz of his yami.

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Chappie 1:Heck no, hell no!!

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* Crystal's house. *

Crystal is in her room with her laptop on a writer's and bashin block, plus some evil plannin in it, lol. Cryst knocks on the door and let herself in.

" What the hell you want!? " Crystal said outloud without turnin to see who it is while she was typin stuff.

" Hey, um... I got a surprise for you. " Cryst said even though her voice was shakin.

" Is it the shit on the table that sayin some shit about some shitty anger management? " she replied still not lookin back and sill typin, but it says ' Who shall not die. ' ((Crystal:In other words... Yami Malik:..it's either a hit list or a list of people who you won't die when you put death upon the world like me, right? Crystal:Yep.))

Cryst sweatdrop cuz she knows she'll never be in it cuz in Crystal's book, she's a goodie goodie two shoes just like T`ea((Crystal and Malik:DIIEEE!!!!!*Goes off bounty huntin T`ea*)). She sighed and confessed, " Yes, it is. "

" OKay, I'm leavin! " Crystal didn't hesitate one sec, takes out the Teleportation card and teleported herself to the A.G. center.

" She took it easy. " Cryst thought to herself, then she yell out as she notices somthin, " Ow crap! She's goin to blow up the centre! "

* At Kat's house. *

" Come on! " Kat yelled at her yami while draggin her to the door, which she some how drank one of the chibi potions from the secret room.

" Me don't whant any wanger managewendt! " chibi Yami Kat yelled out as she was dragged out the house to an insinuatory van to the center. " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... .. " (This continues for some time.)

* Neo's damn half broken down house, which was half destoryed by Yami Neo. *

" Early happy birthday! " Both Neo and his yami said as they exchange gifts. As they open it and find out what it is... " Damnit! What the fuck!? "

" I hope one of the others are there. " Yami Neo sighed.

" I heard that Cryst made Crystal to.... " Neo was cut off by Yami Neo yankin him by the collar. " Let's go! " Yami Neo exclaimed goin out the the and yankin Neo behind him.

* At the Ishtar home. *

" For the fifty-seventh time, come on! " Isis yelled out as she tried to pull the two evil boys who are clinin to the door frame.

" NO!!! " Malik and Yami Malik yelled like 14 times louder than Isis.

" Fine have it you way. " Goes inside of the house and brings out two stainless steel fryin pans, knocks the boys out leavin inprints on the pans, and drags both boys by their collars at the same time to the car by I don't know how, she just does.((Crystal:. Yami Malik:I didn't know that my dumbass hikari's big sister could hauler all that weight. I wonder what else she can surprise me with? Crystal:Girls have to keep secrets Y/M so they don't get mad and rip you into streads, why do you think that two girls fightin called a 'catfight' ? Yami Malik:O.O And I thought that to show off how sexy they look. Especially in that catfight commercial for some beer, I think, but they did look sexy in that water fountain in their undergarments when they had that catfight. Crystal:You're hopeless and sick.))

* Ryou's apartment, you know the dude Bakura in the Engish verison with no last name, lol. *

' Now where's the chloroform? ' Ryou thought to himself lookin in his yami's room as Y. Bakura layin on the couch watchin boxin bouts like the couch potato he is in the livin room down stairs. " Chain, no, spear, nope, Axe of Dispair, how this get here? " Ryou saw somethin better than chloroform but he put on a gas mask on and a pair of pliers to get it. He went down stair toward Y. Bakura the couch potato.

" What the hell you want wu...... " Yami Bakura fainted before he got to finish his sentence cuz of dun dun don, Tristan's old smelly green(which it used to be white((Yami Malik:Damn.))) gym socks.

' Maybe I do this more often. ' Ryou thought happily as he went his way to the shack. He came out a few minutes later with the wheelbarrow and a straight jacket that was in it, goes into the house, puts the jacket on Yami Bakura, hangs him up as he was a pinata into the wheelbarrow, then goes outside on ' their ' way to the centre. On the way there, Ryou is runnin up and down the streets with the wheelbarrow(which has Yami Bakura in) from rabid fan girls and some others chasin them.((Yami Malik:That's sad, for Yami Bakura I mean.)) Once he got to the center, he rush in, locked and bolted the doors so te girls can't come in, only to be see Crystal and chibi Yami Kat in front of him as he went to the A/G room down the hallway.

" Hey Ryou, and what with the getto? " Crystal tryin to restain her laughter and pointin at Ryou face.

" Yeah, the wask, Wryou? " after that, chibi Yami Kat bursted into laughter,

" Crap. " Ryou notice then and now that he forgot that he still had the gas mask on. He rushly(sp??) taken it off and toss it in the wheelbarrow, " Sorry about that, I was lookin for the chloroform in Yami Bakura's room, but Tristan left his GYM socks, I don't know how it got there or the Axe of Dispair in his room, so I thought it would be better than the chloroform or the sleeping pills. "

" You were goin to drug your yami? " Crystal said abit surprised as the chibi was tougin(sp??) on her pant and askin for some gummie bears.

" Well that was Plan B. " Ryou replied. " How did Cryst sent you... Wait! You're goin to blow up the center are you with the others!? "

" Yes and no cuz I won't blow it up, Mr. Goodie Goodie. " stared death glares at him.

" Okay, but why did you say ' yes and no'?" Ryou questioned.

" Cuz I have my own damn reasons and plans. " Crystal reponsed quite yellinly(sp?? or is it even a word?) at the goodie white haired boy as his evil side was wakin up. " Took you long enough to get your ass awake Yami Bakura. "

" Why you little... Wait! Where the hell am I!? " Yami Bakura demanded for an answer.

" An wanger manawendt, Yawi Bakurwa. " the chibi said.

" One moment. " Crystal said as she took out the Transformation Card turnin chibi Yami Kat to normal. " Better? "

" Yep! " Yami Kat exclaimed. " Besides I took that chibi potion cuz I wanted to annoy Kat. "

* Flash Back *

Chibi Yami Kat is runnin around the house like a maniac phyco path causin chaos as she breakin stuff, especially bon firin Kat's cook books and some other stuff, and stealin and hidin home videos that would be used for enertainment, loss of Kat's dignity, and mainly used for blackmail as well as her diary, as Kat is takin a cat nap on the floor unconscious.

* End of Flash Back. *

" Good one, I should do that to my goodie goodie two shoes yami. " Crystal grinned then turn to Ryou which he's pinned to the wall by his yami.

" ...and why should the hell I should be in this shit than send you to the Shadow Realm!? " Yami Bakura threaten his hikari.

Ryou blacks out. Yami Bakura sighed, drag him to the door, unlocks and opens the door, tosses his hikari to the gang of rabid fan girls, relocks the door, and goes to the two evil girls. " So what's the plan? " Yami Bakura said as 'normal' as he can.

" Wait til the others get here, and did you brin it? " Crystal replied.

" Yep. " Yami Bakura grinned.

" I brought mines as well, same thin with Yami Kat. " Crystal grinned back.

" Yep. Once they get here, we'll exacute with Phase 1. " Yami Kat said and grinned as well.

Lightnin and thunder in the background as the three and four shadows behind them looked evilishly(sp??) and all givin evil glares.

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Yami Malik:Wonder what's that's about that?

Crystal:You do know what goin to happen dumbass cuz you're in it and also, a turkey called, it wants it's IQ back.

Yami Malik:You're evil.

Crystal:Lol! I am, baka!

Yami Malik:Who you're calling a baka!?

Crystal:You, cuz you're the #1 baka in the world!

Yami Malik:WHA!?

Crystal:Why do you think that turkey wants it's IQ!? *Pointin at mad dumbass turkey at the corner comin toward to Yami Malik.*

Yami Malik:*Tauntin the turkey.* What a dumbass turkey like you gonna do?

Turkey:*Really pissed off.* *Jumps Yami Malik into a dust fight.*

Crystal:* Thinkin. * If girl fights are called cat fights, then I think that boy fights are called chicken fights! * Yami Malik and the turkey frezee for a sec to glare at Crystal then gets back into fightin.* Plez R&R!