This is my first real fanfic so I'm not sure if this'll be too great but I am a rather decent writer and a big fan of One Piece so that should help out a lot. Please excuse me if my characters are a bit off but do tell me any improvement you can think of. The vast majority of these characters are mine but naturally neither the One Piece universe nor the Straw Hat Pirates belong to me. Alrighty guys here it goes so enjoy.
The stench of rotting wood and alcohol filled the sensitive nostrils of the red, top hatted reindeer as he entered the building. His companions were alert and on edge as he was but neither him nor the other two were completely aware of the danger that lay just ahead. It took the little creature a moment before he could see clearly but once he was he wished his pupils hadn't dilated. The dimly lit room was repulsive. Just thinking about the inconceivable number of pathogens that no doubt infested every corner of the pub was enough to make him want to throw up. "I have to get out of this place. If you guys want to stay here go ahead but if you are then I'm waiting outside." "I'm sure that I'm hating this shithole as much as you are right now but we'll just be a minute" said the blonde man while taking a puff of his cigarette and straightening out his suit. "I doubt you hate this place as much as me. Remember I have an extra strong sense of smell as well as an extensive knowledge of the breeding conditions of germs. If you were in my position you'd probably have thrown up by now." The blue nosed reindeer replied. "Well sorry boys but this isn't a contest of who's suffering more. We're here for a reason and unfortunately we can't leave this island until we've fixed my log pose" The speaker now was a young woman. Despite her scolding her companions she was obviously the most disgusted of the three. "Let's just see if someone can help us so that we can get out of here as fast as possible" the orange haired thief continued. "Well I'm waiting outside" said the blue nosed mammal. Once he had left the two remaining pirates heard a voice talking to them. "Need someone to fix your compass?" the speaker was easy to find thanks to his white lab coat that covered whatever he may or may not be wearing beneath. His voice bore a thick Spanish accent and his long hair, which seemed to suck in light without reflecting anything, was pulled back into a ponytail. Unlike his mane, however his eyes looked almost like mirrors. That's when the female pirate realized he was wearing glass but unlike normal glasses it was incredibly difficult to see the eyes lurking behind them. "I have a friend who specializes in log poses let me take you to him."