This is my first fanfiction xD... I know it sucks. Plus i don't own twilight!

Bella P.O.V

We were picking out new nick names. We were all sitting in the Cullens living room.
" Hey! I found out a great one for Jasper," Emmet said. Jasper looked at him weird. "I think since every body calls you jazzy,we should add something at the end! Like Jazzy Jizz ," Emmet said smiling. We bursted out laughing.

"What the hell!" " Well moving on.." Edward was staring at me. " Bella's should be virgin mary ," Emmet said chuckling. I blushed about 10 different shades of red. "No it should be jelly-belly-bean," Alice said , looking at me.
" Alice's should be , pixie on steriods ," I said smirking. "And Edward's should be , I want to have sex with Bella really bad." Oh my lord..

Edward was staring wide-eyed at Emmet. " Emmet stay out of my sex life!" " Bro you don't have one!" Emmet laughs were shaking the room.
" Okay Rosalie yours should be Rosey-Posey," Emmet said smiling. " Guys how about we play Truth or Dare ," I ask them.

"Sure"
"Okay"
"YAY"
"Hell Yes"
"Why not?"

"Okay im starting," Emmet yelled . " Belly-Jelly-Bean Truth or dare?" "Um , dare I guess." He laughed evily at me.
" I dare you to put on lingere and hump a tree," he said cracking up. " Rosalie and Alice took me up stairs , and put me in lacy light blue lingere. They also did my hair and make-up. They made my boobs pop out.
" I LOOK LIKE A SLUT!" I said looking in the mirrow.

I walked down stairs. Everyone was looking at me. " Damn Bella your hot!'' Emmet said, which earned a slap on the head. Edward's eyes where anywhere but my face.
" Edward close your mouth honey, your gonna catch flies." Rosalie said chuckling . I just turned and headed out side.

I wanted to get this over with. I walked out to the front of the road, and humped the closes tree.

After that we ran back to the to plant my revenge! Muahahaha

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