Title: Have My Baby
Summary: Q finds an inventive way to proposition Janeway, singing his own version of "Call Me Maybe"
Song: Carly Rae Jepson - Call Me Maybe
So, after I came up with the chorus (almost causing BonesBird to fall down the stairs laughing) a few friends asked for a full song. So. We worked together, and here it is. This is written for the Star Trek roleplay group on Tumblr.
You got me out of my shell
But then the bitch Queen from hell
She would not want me to tell
Because she's in my way
I'll replicate you a dish
Meat and veg or a fish
I know you're looking for this
But she is in my way
Your gaze was holdin'
My attractions' growin'
With the universe explodin'
Where'd you think you're going, lady,
Kathryn I just met you
And this is crazy
Coz I'm omnipotent
So have my baby
And I will chase you
I'm not lazy
Coz I'm omnipotent
So have my baby
Kathryn I just met you
And this is crazy
Coz I'm omnipotent
So have my baby
And all the other girls
Try to chase me
Coz I'm omnipotent
So have my baby
I took you out to the ball
But Chuckles then made the call
But you will not want to fall
Because he's in our way
I take you out for a meal
Try to grope for a feel
You'll tell me it's time to deal
Because I'm in your way
Your gaze was holdin'
My attractions' growin'
With the universe explodin'
Where'd you think you're going, lady,
Kathryn I just met you
And this is crazy
Coz I'm omnipotent
So have my baby
And I will chase you
I'm not lazy
Coz I'm omnipotent
So have my baby
Kathryn I just met you
And this is crazy
Coz I'm omnipotent
So have my baby
And all the other girls
Try to chase me
Coz I'm omnipotent
So have my baby
Before you came into my life
Sisko was so bad
Sisko was so bad
Sisko was so, so bad
Before you came into my life
Sisko was so bad
And you should know that
That made me so, so mad.