Author's Note:
Well, this is probably the most random thing I ever came up. There is another fanfic similar to this one by gaarafangirl91, but I wanted have my own version of combing these two awesome franchises. Credit goes to her for the original idea.
This fanfic is based on the internet movie, Kickassia, created by the internet reviewers on thatguywiththeglasses .com. If you haven't seen it (I highly recommend you do. It is pretty funny. You can find it on YouTube or thatguywiththeglasses .com), the jokes may be a little confusing, but you should still be able to follow.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy the first chapter and please review!
President Maximillion Pegasus looked out the window of his great nation, Milossia. It was a micro nation, only being an acre of land in the middle of Nevada.
Pegasus smiled happily, pleased how well his nation was developing for the past few years. Even if barely anyone knew that it existed.
Suddenly, there was a loud knock on the front door.
Pegasus blinked.
I wonder who that could be?
Pegasus walked to the door and opened it. There, a tall Egyptian man with short white hair and a long scar on his face stood.
"Hi, I'm Thief Bakura, also called Akefia by the Yu-Gi-Oh fanbase for whatever reason," the strange man said cheerfully. "I'm the sexy King of Thieves and all around, a spectacular guy."
Pegasus stared at Akefia.
Akefia smiled. "...I'm fine. Anyway, as the King of Thieves, I have my own gang and I don't like to brag, but we've stolen some pretty big shit."
There was a long awkward silence as Akefia waited for Pegasus to speak. When he didn't Akefia said, "I...see you have your own nation here. You must be very proud."
Another awkward silence.
"...But to be fair, it isn't very big and you're not very big. So, let's cut to chase here."
Akefia paused one more time, giving Pegasus another chance to speak.
Pegasus narrowed his eyes. What was with this guy?
"You see, I'm going to invade you," Akefia explained bluntly. "My army is going to come here, take down Milossia, and take it as our own. Now, don't even think about trying to fight back! My army is from the darkest places of the Shadow Realm, created by Zorc himself, and they are literally invincible to any mortal. So, I'm going to give you ten minutes to pack up and piss off or die horribly. Sound good?"
Pegasus glared at Akefia and slammed the door in his face.
Akefia stood where he was, his smile starting to fade.
He sighed heavily.
"Why do they always want to do it the hard way?"
Akefia then walked away from the capital building and left the Republic of Milossia. Once he crossed the border to Nevada, he took out his cell phone and called Zorc. After waiting for a few minutes, Zorc answered the phone and said, "Hello?"
"Hi, Zorc!" Akefia exclaimed. "Do you have my army all ready to take over Milossia?"
"...What?"
"The Republic of Milossia! You know, that micro nation I've been talking about for the last few weeks!"
"Uh...yeah, about that..."
Akefia's eyes widened.
"Yeah, you can't have your immortal army of darkness," Zorc said.
"What, why?" Akefia yelled over the phone. "You said they would be ready by today!"
"I did, but there have been some change in plans..."
"Like what? What in Ra's name could be more important than world domination?"
"Disney World, for one."
Akefia's left eye twitched.
"Yeah, apparently my demonic minions demanded for a vacation in Disney World," Zorc explained. "I've always wanted to go to Disney World and destroy it, so I said, 'Why not! Let's leave as soon as possible!' I'm sorry, Akefia, but Disney World is more important than politics. I'll see you later and enjoy your vacation in Nevada!"
He hung up.
Akefia growled as put his phone away.
Why didn't it surprised him something like this happened? Zorc, the most unreliable Lord of Darkness ever!
Akefia then got into his car and drove to his hotel. Luckily, he had a plan B. Not as great as plan A, but he had a backup army.
They might not be immortal, but it will be enough to take over Milossia!
Akefia smiled gleefully as he knew he wasn't completely screwed yet.
Back in his hotel room, Akefia sat in front of his coffee table and took out his cell phone. He went through his list of contacts, looking for the perfect group of people to take over Milossia. As he picked each person out, he wrote their name and cell phone number on a piece of paper.
Once he got all the people he needed, he called each one of them and said in a dramatic voice, "It's time."
He knew that if he just said, "It's time to take over the micro nation that no one heard or cares about," no one would show up. But if he said, "It's time," then he would get everyone's attention.
Once he was done, Akefia put the cell phone down and waited for it to ring. Two seconds later, it rang and he answered it.
"Hello?"
"Yeah...what does, 'It's time' mean?" the Pharaoh Atem asked puzzled.
"It's time for the greatest thing that has ever happened in our lives!" Akefia exclaimed.
"...And that would be?"
"The takeover the Republic of Milossia!"
"...The takeover of what?"
"Yes! Oh, hold on, Pharaoh, I have another call coming in."
He switched lines.
"Hello?"
"Nyeh, what is this, 'It's time' thing?" Katsuya Jonouchi said.
"The takeover of Milossia!"
Jonouchi paused.
"What's a Milossia?"
"It's a micro nation in Nevada," Akefia explained. "You see-wait, got another call. Hold on for a minute, Jonouchi."
He switched to the third line.
"Hello?"
"Yeah, why did you call me and said, 'It's time?' Like I'm suppose to know what that means," Mai Kujaku questioned obviously annoyed.
"Look, if I just told you what I wanted you to do, you wouldn't have listened. So I just said, 'It's time.'"
"So, what are 'we' doing?"
"Taking over the micro nation of Milossia. It's in Nevada."
"...And how do you expect me to get there from Japan?"
"I'll fly you there."
Just then another call came up. Akefia switched lines, a little frustrated.
"Yes?"
"It's three twenty two PM," Marik Ishtar answered looking down at his watch.
Akefia blinked.
"What?"
"It's three twenty two PM," Marik repeated. "I thought you wanted to know what time it was."
"What? No! I'm telling you it is time!" Akefia cried.
"Yeah, and that time is three twenty two PM," Marik replied not noticing Akefia's anger. "Well, at least here in Egypt..."
"Ugh! Hold on, Marik, I've got three more calls coming in. Hold on."
"Holding."
"Hello?" Akefia said as he switched calls.
"Akefia, have you been drinking again?" Yami Bakura asked with a sigh. "Didn't Zorc tell you to hold off on the beers? You know what happens when you drink too much!"
"No, Bakura. I'm just telling you about the invasion of Milossia!"
"...Do I even want to know?"
Akefia sighed has he got more and more calls.
"You know what, I'm putting everyone on speaker!"
He then set his phone onto the table and pressed speaker.
"Can everyone hear me?"
Everyone said yes.
"Good, because I'm only going to explain this once!"
Akefia took in a deep breath.
"Okay, I've called you all to tell you we are all going to take over the micro nation, in Nevada, United States, called Milossia. I've already got you guys all plane tickets, which I just sent to you by email, and hotel rooms. More will be explained once all of you get here."
"And if we don't come?" Seto Kaiba asked.
"I'll murder you in your sleep and take your money. But with you, Kaiba, I'll take your money, life, and Kaiba Corp!"
There was a long pause.
"So, when do we go to Nevada?"
"Your scheduled to leave by tomorrow morning and get to Nevada by that night. Call me once you get there and I'll pick you guys up at the airport, okay?"
Reluctantly, everyone agreed.
"Good. See you tomorrow."
Akefia hung up.
Everything was going to plan. Sort of.