Sora flew over Hawaii, looking down in disgust at all the tiny, flea-like inhabitants. Angrily, he dropped 50 atom bombs on them. "That will teach you to act like Masters!" he yelled. Then he flew into a black hole and found Proton Jon, who kicked him in the mouth. "Why did you nuke Hawaii?" asked Proton. "Because they were British!" Sora yelled angrily. He then flew around until he landed in Mongolia, where Kim-Dong Illl was crying. Sora kicked him into a pit, and then ate his remains. Then he lost because of a random Chance Time from Mario Party, the worst game ever. In anger, he landed in Glasgow, where George Whorwell walked up to him. "My name's George Whorwell. I write stupid bullshit that somehow gets massively acclaimed by every literary critic ever. Because I rock." He said. Sora punched him in the face and then stuffed him in a nuke, which he then dropped on Berlin. Hitler yelled at him, and got thrown into the Indian Ocean. Ansem showed up and said to Sora, "Sora, my good boy, you must understand that you fucking suck." And was shot. Sora then summoned the Flames Of Hell to burn the universe, and then recreated it. He then flew to Indoneisa, where he met Batman Bin Suparman. "Ak gal sufe allah ful!" yelled Batman Bin Suparman. "What?" said Sora, and shot him. A masked man showed up and headbutted Sora to the ground, and prepared to rape him in the ass. But Sora was suddenly possessed by Chuck Norris, and his roundhouse kick went through the masked warrior's soul and almost imploded him. The mask flew off, and Sora gasped in surprise, because now he realized he was fighting a warrior no mere mortal could hope to compete with.
"CHUGGAACONROY?" Sora yelled. "Why yes, I am Chuggaaconroy." Responded the man. He quickly formed a tag wrestling team with Sora to fight Saix and Xemnas on the sun, and the latter pair got their asses kicked. They blew up and raped the sun, causing another black hole to form. It blew up the universe, but Sora used his Godly Powers to recreate it. He roared and told Chuggaa to make a hot dog, and then shoved it through Demyx's balls. Demyx screamed like a pussy and ran around in circles. Everyone in the multiverse pointed and laughed at him, and Demyx began to cry. Sora looked up to the sky, and laughed maniacally. "Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Glasgow exploded. As the British people wept, Sora nuked them because they were all uptight asshats. He then withdrew his Keyblade. The grip was sewn from the hair of Satan's testicles. The hilt itself, created from the horrible substances that lurk in the 120th ring of hell. The blade was created from the souls of the eternally damned. And the tip was created from a substance so disgusting that it could not be said for fear of driving the entire multiverse to insanity. Roaring, he unleashed a beam of pure power on the whole world, and killed it. Sora realized then that he was raping the moon, so he chewed it up and spat it out. The sun, looking upon the whole scene, cackled maniacally. Sora didn't like that, so he ate it and dropped the remains on Mars. Then he laughed.