Author's Note: Konichiwa
Author's Note: Konichiwa! Minna-san-desu! This is my first ever PoT story. I hope you all like it-desu. If you don't I'm sorry to have failed you all and wasted your time. If you do like it I'll weep tears of joy while hugging a random Kaidoh plushie.
Terminology
Desu- something you say when trying to be polite
Chan- suffix at the end of someone's name usually used for children
Hai- yes
Gomen- sorry
Kaa-san- mom
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Shinji and the Giant Tennis Ball
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Chapter 1
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Once upon a time there was a happy little boy who liked to mumble (a lot) named Shinji.
He lived with his mother, Yukimura and his father Tachibana. They were all very happy together until one day.
"Shinji-chan. Your father and I are going grocery shopping we'll be back soon."
Yukimura said giving her (A/N: yes her) 'You better be good and not bother the neighbors or else you'll be in big trouble' smile.
"Hai. Kaa-san can be really scary sometimes. I wonder where she gets it from, maybe Grandma Sumire. Although is Grandma Sumire really my Grandnma? She doesn't look like kaa-san at all. Maybe kaa-san was adopted, but-"
"Shinji!"
"Gomen."
So they left to go grocery shopping, but while they were looking at carrots a rhino named Nioh escaped from the zoo and ate them.
Therefore poor Shinji had to go live with his two horrible aunts, Aunt Chinen and Aunt Tanishi. They made Shinji do all the work around the house, and they would slap him whenever he began to mumble. This made Shinji very sad. He had no friends and he wasn't allowed to go into town. One night Shinji sat on his bed…er, pile of hay and began to mumble to himself.
"I hate living here it's awful. Maybe I could run away, but my aunts are light sleepers so I would probably get caught. I wonder why some people are light sleepers while some can sleep through every thing. Maybe people who are heavy sleepers work all the time therefore they need more sleep, but if they're heavy sleepers then they won't be able to hear their alarm clock. Then they'll be late for work and they might get fired. Then they won't be able to support their family. And they'll be homeless. There really are too many homeless people in the world. So I guess it's better if people are light sleepers but then they won't be able to get a-"
His ramblings were cut short when he noticed a small black spider on the windowsill. He walked over to and picked it up. Strangely it looked like it had a cap on.
"You know little spider it's not safe here. My aunts both hate spiders you might get stepped on or worse, drown in 'Raid'."
Shinji put the little spider in an old shoebox and went to sleep.
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A/N: Well? Wha'dya think? I hope ya liked it. Please review-desu! OMG! That rhymed, sorta-desu. Well anywho like I said before I hope you like it if not I'm sorry to have failed you-desu! OMG! That rhymed too! Um please review, Bye!