Allen's POV (when he's 2 and Kanda is 3)

I am convinced that Kanda is the devil. Or at least some kind of demon. Why? For multiple reasons, but seeing as how that would take forever I'll only list the first few that come to mind.

Kanda does not crawl. No. He does some kind of demon crawl/crab walk thing where he puts one knee on the ground and his other foot on the ground and he would alternate that repeatedly. He is freaking fast when he does that. That's how he crawls. All. The. Time. It scares me to no end. Even Lenalee, our babysitter, is freaked out by it. Just imagine it. Kanda going around the house doing that, and acting like it's completely normal.

Oh, and not only that, he would chase me. While doing his creepy demon thing he calls crawling. And I - with my freaking short legs - can't run that fast. When he catches up to me, he would pull my feet out from under me so that I fall. On my face. He just found that hilarious. He would laugh and laugh… It wasn't a cute, child-like laugh either. Oh no. It was dark maniacal laughter that shouldn't belong to a three-year-old.

Here's another thing that he does. If I did something wrong, or something bad happened, or even for no reason at all, he would pull my arm out of it's socket. Because God forbid something bad happens that he blames me for. It wasn't my left arm either. It was always my right arm. So I had my left arm - dark red and scaly looking - and my right arm which was clearly out of its socket and was just hanging there. So then I would have both arms messed up.

The first time Lenalee saw me like that, needless to say, she freaked out and over-reacted, dialed 911 and started screaming into the receiver something about how to pop a 2-year-old's arm back into place. I don't really know, I can't be too sure. I couldn't really hear her over my own screams of terror as Kanda was chasing me again. My right arm lay limply at my side as I ran. I knew it was a fruitless effort to try and run away from the inevitable but I did anyway. Kanda caught up to me and I felt the not-so-unfamiliar sensation of falling to the ground with no warning.

I resisted the urge to sigh as I would pick myself up and try to ignore the maniac's laughter behind me. I lifted my left hand to my nose in hopes of it being unbroken and hopefully not bleeding. I retracted my hand and stared at it for a minute or two, trying to discern whether or not there was any different shade of red on my already red hand. Seeing none I sighed in relief and put my hand on my lap. I really didn't want there to be any other reason for Lenalee to worry.

'We must really be a sight to see…' I thought as I stared at Kanda doing his creepy demon crawl, not used it, but not as freaked out as I was the first time I saw it,. I looked behind me to see Lenalee getting coaxed by whoever it was on the other end, seeing as how she was a lot calmer then she was before. And me, sitting against the couch on the floor with my right arm hanging out of it's socket.

It didn't hurt as much as it did when it was first jerked out. It made me wonder if I could pop it back into place myself seeing how Lenalee wasn't really getting much information as she was still panicked. I figured I'd give it a try and popped it into place, the pain still there but was minimized to a dull ache.

I snapped out of my reminiscing when I felt the somewhat familiar sensation of my arm coming out of its socket. I looked up, getting ready to glare at Kanda accusingly, only to see him with an apologetic look like this time he did it on accident.

"Sorry, I was trying to pull you up. I guess pulled too hard…" He mumbled, looking away sheepishly. "Anyway, mom told me to tell you that she has to go to work and that Lenalee's gonna watch us."

I nodded and popped my arm back into place like I'd been so used to doing lately. Kanda left to do… Well, whatever he did in his spare time. I shrugged it off and made a confused frown.

'And yet, with all these things he does, why do I still love him?' I thought as I stared at the other's retreating back with a puzzled look.

Ciao~ This is originally from Allen's Childhood. And a couple of people wanted to see more fics like this so I decided to make one story with a bunch of one-shots in it.

And now I know what people mean about how reviews are amazing. Because they are~ So please review~! Or I might not get any inspiration or ideas, meaning I won't update. So review please! And constructive critisism would be awesome. :D

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