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Four people were sitting inside a house drinking tea, discussing the atrocity that is Harry Potter.
"There are so many plot holes it's a surprise it hasn't fallen to pieces" said one of them, a ginger girl wearing a black Victorian style skirt, a black corset, black boots and a headband with a black top hat and netting attached at an angle.
"Yeah, I admit it does but that doesn't mean that the story isn't amazing ." This was announced by another girl, this one had brown , curly hair and glasses. She was wearing dark blue jeans, a blue skater dress top , leather boots and a black studded fedora.
"It's a terrible story. Everything was stolen from other authors, namely Lord of the Rings and The Worst Witch." The blond girl was waving her hands around as she said that, this one was wearing bright blue jeans, hedgehog socks with no shoes and a green hoodie over a black top with a picture of a cookie monster on.
"Watch what you're doing! You almost made me spill my tea!" This girl had auburn hair who wore dark brown jeans, light brown doc' martin's, a black t-shirt and a black waist coat over the top.
"Serves you right for having sugar in your tea you weirdo!" The blonde girl retorted angrily. The two gingers glared at her fiercly. The blonde girl flinched under the intensity of their gaze "Okay, okay, I'm the weirdo! Please don't kill me!"
"You two can be incredibly scary when you want to be..." The brunette noted thoughtfully.
"We're gingers, and gingers stick together!" They said in unison, raising their voices to an epic sounding yell on the last three words, the auburn girl going as far as to raise an arm triumphantly in the air.
"And how come Lily and James picked Pettigrew to be their secret keeper anyway, they could have picked themselves. What was the point of all that trouble when ..."
"When they could have moved to Africa." was muttered by the auburn girl interrupting the blonde girl who was now randomly biting the edge of her teacup.
" Its because you need someone outside the defensive magic to be the secret keeper , because it would cancel out the whole point of the spell." the brunette muttered under her breath , the others hadn't heard this , meaning they would continue to pick and peck critically at her beloved embodiment of childhood bound into seven simple books.
"Also, there is no way that the best defenses the teachers could put up would be easily defeated by three first years. Dumbledore was up to something, he had to be, I know he was trying to make an obstacle course!"
"I can't blame him," the blonde girl stated, "Obstacle courses are quite fun,"
"Yeah, fun to watch... People's futile attempts are hilarious. Especially when they don't know about the piranha pool at the end..." The ginger smirked evilly at the thought. The other three stared at her oddly.
"You have a twisted sense of humour and what an obstacle course is Becca." said the blond girl slowly, still staring at her.
"I know, Hope, I know; it's just so fun to creep people out with what I say." Becca said still smirking. "Have you ever noticed that there are never any more humanoid creatures like vampires in there that are explained apart from werewolves. It makes you wonder how much did J K Rowling think it through. I mean, it seems like she just said 'oh shit, deadline. I know I'll only do one creature in depth.' She is so lazy."
"What about the veela?" questioned the brunette.
"Ah, Katie you will notice that all we know about veela is that they make men crazy. Despite the fact Fleur is quarter-veela she was so lazy that she couldn't be bothered making up any information." This came from Hope who was by now staring at the ceiling.
"There is Pottermore though .That's got loads of things on there that your going on about that's not in the books and some of the things you have mentioned are explained in the again I've recently read the books. Oh nevermind." Katie said as she noticed they weren't listening.
"What are you looking at? Is it the answer to the meaning of life?" The auburn head was staring at her and then at the ceiling.
"No Helen, its just a small spot on the paint. Maybe they did an experiment and it exploded in their faces; and anyway, I've told you that life is meaningless, we're just parasites sucking the life out of the planet."
"Yes, and now their ghosts haunt this room forever haunting everyone who stays here." Katie said this with a creepy innocent smile. Hope and Helen gave an exaggerated shudder at these words while Becca started to cackle.
Suddenly Becca stopped and looked out the window, "Hey look its stopped raining, come on we need to go and get some food."
Grumbling the other three got up and started pulling on coats (and shoes in Hope's case). They all truged towards the door and opened it. They stopped and stared because a blue light had started to gather in front of the door. It grew bigger and brighter, and they could feel the pull of it tugging them forward. Planting their feet in the ground they lent back, but when the light filled the door it was too strong. Helen lost her footing and flew forward, slamming into the others; this created a chain where they all fell into the light, then everything went black.
They were suddenly falling down not sideways anymore when they came round. Opening her mouth Becca screeched alerting the others that something was wrong, after a while they slammed into the ground dazed and confused. Gathering herself Katie looked up and around and said, "Guys, I think you'd better look at this."
They all looked up confused at first, then they just stared in shock. They were in a forest, an honest to god forest; but if that wasn't enough lying around them was a laptop, an encyclopedia, a backpack, Becca's flute and finally Helen's was the one who summed what they were all thinking into words, "Well shit, we are so screwed."