Aburameclanhead: A little crackfic a wrote for xXxSeihan-chanxXx's birthday. Based on her story Ruling the Wasteland and it's sequel, A Single Spark.
Hallibel and Nel were in their room, enjoying a romantic little evening. "Oh Tia- chan, it's so sweet that you invited me to eat with you," Nel cooed to her love.
"It's nothing. The lunches you made are very delicious," she replied, causing Nel to blush. "Thank you, Tia-chan." she gave Harribel a seductive look and leaned in to kiss her, her lover meeting her halfway.
The two began to undo their white uniforms and kissed, furiously exploring one another's mouths with their tongues, while their hands caressed their bodies.
They stopped when they heard the door creak open. They looked over to Runuganga staring blankly at them from the doorway.
"Um, Runuganga were kinda busy here," Nel blushed.
"I can see that," the sand arrancar answered, still not leaving.
"She means get out," Hallibel ordered.
"Are you certain?"
"YES" they yelled in unison.
He held up a sixpack, "I brought beer."
The busty women looked at each other, "That's not gonna cut it," Nel said.
He held up a finger and enlarged it until it was a foot long and as thick as three fingers, with round studs up and down the length.
They looked at each other again and nodded. They pulled him in and locked the door.
A while later, Grimjoww walked by and saw him sneaking out of the room.
"Runuganga? What the fuck are you doin' in Hallibel's room?" he asked loudly.
Runuganga put a finger in front of his mouth and shushed him, "Mistresses Hallibel and Nel are very tired," then started walking away.
Grimjoww scratched his head with a look of confusion and opened the door. His jaw dropped and his nose started bleeding, Harribel and Nel were half conscious, naked, sprawled out on the destroyed bed, twitching and drooling on themselves. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THEM!"
He stopped and turned back around,"Gentlemen never kiss and tell my lord,"