So this drabble is tiny and shitty. Basically Critic and Nerd fight and Critic makes a really awkward comment while being pinned down. Nothing shippy obviously but just a little bit cracky.

"I think you broke it."

"Nu Uh!" Nerd responded rather childishly to the claim while Critic was picking up pieces of a broken VHS tape of Space Jam. The Angry Video Game Nerd and the Nostalgia Critic fought a lot, mostly about things that were trivial and held no importance to anyone other than them, in fact they were launching stuff at each other. Nerd was surprised that Critic even cared to point out something like a shitty movie.

"You're so destructive with things you own,"

"Eat shit Nostalgia Critic" That caused Nerd to launch Festers Quest at him now… it hit Critic hard on the shoulder who clutched his shoulder in an overly dramatic fashion.

"Ouch! That fucking hurt!" Critic hissed at him in an overly dramatic way that made Nerd roll his eyes, Critic shot a glance at him before pointing at him "NEEEEEEEEEERD!"

"CRITIC!"

"NEEEEEE-Ouch…" Another tape was launched off of Critic and it made him fall backwards on his ass into a pile of boxes.

"Why the hell do you have so much fucking boxes?" Critic asked pushing boxes away from his face to see the menacing Nerd moving towards him.

"Don't diss my boxes you shit stain!" Nerd said but Critic didn't get up, it made him smirk "Stop being a wuss Critic and get up,"

"No!" Critic crossed his arms before chucking a box at Nerd who dodged it. Nerd went over to tackle him to attack him, was he hell losing to the Critic! Although, when he had managed to pin him to the ground, Critic looked up at him and sneered.

"Get off of me you homo!" Critic looked down to see the other male had him pinned down in the odd fashion, at least it wasn't anything really gay, "You continue to hold me down like this and I'll get pregnant you shit lord,"

That was enough to get the Nerd off of him, he moved off quickly looking at the Critic in disgust, "That's fucking horrible! Why would you say something disgusting like that?"

"Oh that' rich," Critic brushed himself off, "Coming from you, you shit fetishist"

"Critic…!"

"NEEEEEEEEEERD!"

Silence as the two men just glared at eachother from the Critic saying something completely off putting that made both of them was to slam their head between a door.

"… Does this mean I win?" Critic glared at him with a smirk that the Nerd also returned before returning to attack him.

"In your dreams, fuck face,"