Yet another short and sweet idea I had…

It was a very normal day in the guild. Natsu and Gray were causing a ruckus, Elfman was yelling about being a man, and Cana was guzzling down a barrel of beer.

However, this normalcy was interrupted when the guild doors crashed open. Everyone turned to look at who had entered.

"Oh my God." Levy, Jet, and Droy chorused. "Not her…"

There stood a very tall and big-breasted blue haired woman. Her hair was swept elegantly into a bun, and she was wearing a three-piece women's suit and stiletto heels. She was about fifty years old, yet she was aged gracefully and still looked beautiful.

Everyone regarded Shadow Gear curiously, wondering why they were suddenly sweating buckets and shivering. The mysterious woman stomped over to Mirajane, yelling.

"WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER?!" The woman yelled. Mirajane smild sweetly, calmly wiping down a glass.

"Levy-chan is over there, Mrs. McGarden." She replied, pointing to Team Shadow gear. They all paled.

"GWENDOLYN LEVIANA SABRINA ANNABETH S. MCGARDEN!" Mrs. McGarden screamed, stomping over to Levy.

'So that's her full name…' everyone in the guild thought.

Mrs. McGarden looked down at her daughter, frowning. "You disappeared for seven years, worrying your poor mother, and I only find out you came back from Kazuke and Droy John?!" she hissed. Levy turned even paler.

"I-I'm s-s-sorry, mother…" Levy stuttered out.

"And you two!" Mrs. McGarden pointed to Jet and Droy. "You're not still crushing on my daughter are you?! BE HONEST!"

"Y-Y-Yes, we are, Ma'am…" Jet and Droy chorused, stuttering. Mrs. McGarden slammed their heads together.

"YOU IDIOTS! YOU KEEP FORGETTING THAT SHE IS YOUR COUSIN! YOU INCESTUOUS IMBECILES!" She repeatedly slammed Jet and Droy's heads together several times, until both Shadow Gear members were unconscious on the floor.

Everyone went "Oooooooh". There was even a few yells of "So that's why she keeps rejecting them!"

Mrs. McGarden frowned at her daughter, leaning down to poke at Levy's chest. Levy turned red, and winced.

"You're still short and flat-chested!" Mrs. Mcgarden screamed in frustration. "I was a double-D cup when I was your age! And why are you so short?!"

"Um, I don't know?" Levy grimaced.

At this point, everyone had turned silent. Suddenly, the guild doors slammed open again, to reveal another big breasted blue-haired woman. She had corkscrew curls, a tall and curvy frame, and was in a pink sundress.

"LEVY-ONEECHAN!" she yelled, running over to Levy and squeezing her into a tight hug.

"Alexis," Levy gasped out, unable to breath. "You've really grown, lil sis!"

"HAI!" Alexis yelled, punching the air. "I'm fourteen now!"

Levy froze, looked at her sister's chest, and went to a corner to sulk. Gajeel looked at her, then at Alexis, and sweatdropped.

He stood up to walk over to her, and put an arm around her shoulders.

"That's okay, Shrimp." Gajeel tried. "I like you just the way you are…"

"WHO IS THIS?!" Mrs. McGarden screeched, pointing at Gajeel. Levy smiled nervously.

"M-Mother, this is Gajeel…" Levy said. "My boyfriend…"

Silence.

"YOU LOOK SO CUTE TOGETHER!" Both Mrs. McGarden and Alexis squealed at the same time.

They pulled the couple in for a group hug.

Gajeel and Levy looked at each other, wincing.

This was going to be a looooooooong day.

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