Okay, so I know I have three other stories going, but my other Harry Potter one is coming to a close, and I had this idea hatch in my head. Damn, my mom made this really good chicken! Very OOC. Also, I read a story in which Theo is gay, and I LOVED IT! I actually ripped off a lot of different stories so SORRY! Also, it's a little fast-paced and wild, I'm super hyper. :/ One more thing VERY IMPORTANT! Some of my auto-correct doesn't appear on the site, so sorry for some mistakes! Other are just me.

Hermione had changed a lot over the summer. Her cousins had stayed the entire time, dedicating their time to turning Hermione from book-worm to hot-chick. Of course, she was still the same bookworm at heart, and extremely proud to be Head Girl, but she was much more 'socially presentable'. Her hair was straight, layered, and had vibrant red streaks. She had 'filled out' and cared much more about her looks. She was reading more, um, 'mature' things such as FANFICTION! and young adult novels. And, of course, listening to cool music.

She sat in her room on her laptop while her cousins drank blue Mountain Dew and ate wild berry skittles, talking about how upset they were that she had to go back to school tomorrow.

"Okay, Hermione," Angelika said. "This is your last year of school, so there are some things you have to do."

"Make a checklist for me," she replied, looking at her Facebook page.

"Okay," Corrine said. "First, you have to go to any dances they have." Hermione nodded, fairly certain they wouldn't have any dances.

"Next, you have to play a prank on someone."

"Not just any prank, something AWSOME."

"Okay, dances, pranks, what else?"

"You have to go to a party."

"And you have to play Truth or Dare."

"Oh, and you have to do something SUPER unexpected."

"Alright, so:

Go to the dances

Play an AWSOME prank

Go to a party

Play Truth or Dare

Do something Unexpected

I think I got it."

Meanwhile, at Malfoy Manor, Draco, Blaise, and Theo were also planning their year.

"Alright Draco, we're going to be seventh years this year. You know what that means!" Blaise said.

"THE DARING GAME!" Theo shouted excitedly. It was no secret among the Slytherins that the usually quiet, shy boy was actually an eccentric flamingly gay man! In fact, the Slytherins had a lot of secrets. For one, they didn't actually give a rip about Gryffindors, they just thought it was fun to push their buttons. Also, Draco thought of 'Mudblood' as more of an affectionate nick-name for his favorite witch. Draco smirked at his friends.

"Oh, trust me, Pansy has made it very clear exactly how memorable we're going to make this year."

"Plus," Theo said, "You're Head Boy, so you have all kinds of privileges!"

And so, Mudblood and pureblood, Slytherin and Gryffindor alike, everyone was excited for the new year.

Deep statement.

Hermione POV

"My boys!" I squealed, hugging them both. "Whoa, my men I mean! You guys sure filled out!"

"You did, too," Ron said politely. Harry started laughing. "What- no! I didn't mean it like that!" he defended, ears turning red. Same old Ron!

"You do look nice, though," Harry said as soon as he could breathe. "Shall we find a seat?"

"Oh, sorry, I have to sit in the Head compartment! I'm Head Girl!" They congratulated me and we went our separate ways. I sat in the compartment, bouncing happily to my MP3 player. I didn't think they were allowed at school, but I brought it for the train ride, at least. They train started moving, and I glanced around anxiously for the Head Boy, wondering who it might be, when Draco Malfoy of all people popped in, Head Boy badge gleaming proudly.

"Malfoy, I might have known," I said formally.

"Mudblood, I did know."

"Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm listening to music." A new song started, a song I didn't really like until I saw a funny video of it on YouTube: Cinema by Benny Benassi Skrillex Remix. Draco stared at me for a while.

"What is that?"

"I'm sorry, I still can't hear you," I said again, not in the mood to listen to him tease me. He started yelling something at me, so I pulled out my ear pieces. "Sorry, okay, I can hear you now."

"I said: 'What is that?'"

"It's an MP3 player. You use it to listen to music." I put my ear pieces back in and stood him staring at me the rest of the ride. The feast was amazing, of course, and I met up with Malfoy to find our dorm. Professor Dumbledore showed us. We had a beautiful common room, separate bedrooms and bathrooms, and were allowed to go to our House's common rooms if we wanted to. After getting settled in, I went straight to the Gryffindor common room to tell Ginny and Lavender about my checklist.