Disclaimer-I do not own dethklok or any of its characters. I will be adding a fictional character into the story, this character is not based off anyone and is purely made up. Please enjoy!
"Hey guysh, shut the fuck up and lishten, my coushins, comin over sho be cool." William announced over breakfast, excited to finally have his best friend meet his band mates for the first time.
"I ams betting hes ams as uglies as yous is moiderface," Skwisgaar laughed to himself.
"She'sh actually very beautiful. No body," he glared directly at the lead guitarist, "ish aloud to fuck her. Don't touch her, don't flirt with her, don't even be alone with her!" He warned, very poorly.
"No body will touch your gross cousin, if she related to you she's probably overweight and hairy." Nathan growled, shuddering at the thought of a female murderface. Murder face looked at the lead singer, face red with anger.
"Dood, don' worry, we won' touch her, we preomise." Pickles held his right hand up, showing he meant it.
"Ams she nice?" Toki piped up over his cereal.
"She'sh the fucking besht! She wash the only pershon nice to me back home, she shtuck up for me, she wash homecoming and prom queen, valedictorian, mosht popular girl in school." Murderface went on and on, the guys thought he was lying out his ass like usual. He sensed this as they all started chuckling. "Fuck you guysh, jusht, don't fucking touch her!" He yelled as he stormed off.
They simply continued on with breakfast as normal. Light conversation, talking about the up com""ing concert.
Three hours later they were hangin out in the living room, watching tv, Skwisgaar and Toki playing a racing game, a klokateer enter and cleared his throat.
"My lords, a miss Evangeline murderface has arrived." He announced, bowing as she walked in the room.
"Sir, that really isn't necessary, " she addressed him before walking past him,the four men stopped what they were doing and just starred as murderface got up and gave her a huge bear hug, spinning her around as he lifted her off the floor. She definitely was not what they were expecting. Long black curly hair, the ends were dyed a walnut brown, her long figure was curvaceous in the right spots; large tits and a well shaped ass. Her face was as beautiful as murderface described and more, full plump lips, long thick eyelashes, gorgeous emerald green eyes, long elegant face. She was easily the most woman they had seen. She wore a simple pair of jeans and a loose fitting band shirt; Dio was on it. William set her back down and simply smiled, the first ernest smile any of his band mates had seen in a long time.
"Come meet the guysh," he ushered her further into the room, "guysh, this is Angel." He said gesturing to her win one hand, still smiling at their baffled faces. "Angel, thish ish Nathan, picklesh, shkwishgaar, and Toki ." He pointed out each of them.
"Hi there, willys told me so much about all of you over the phone, lead singer," she pointed to Nathan, he nodded in response, "drummer," she pointed to pickles next, " lead and then rhythm guitarists," she pointed to skwisgaar then Toki, who both didn't move, still dumb founded over the fact that she was related to murderface. After a few moments of no one saying anything William decided to break the silence.
"wanna come shee my room? We can catch up in there," William guided her towards the door.
"ok, it was nice meeting you all!" She called over her shoulder.
They left the room and after a few minutes of silence the only thing said was a simple "da fuck?" From pickles.