Written for the prompt: Seb has to carry Jim piggyback style, and Jim commands him and steers him like horse to some location of your choosing. This is kinda dumb, and I don't really like Sherlock anymore, but nonetheless I'm a little fond of it. Enjoy. :)
He still wasn't quite sure how it happened. One minute they were fucking in Jim's bed and the next, Jim's foot was twisted at an odd angle and he was screaming bloody murder.
Sebastian was fairly positive Jim was just being a drama queen when he insisted he had to be strewn across Seb's back as they made their way to the kitchen, but considering the man knew where Sebastian kept all his guns, he wasn't willing to take the chance.
So here they were, Jim with his arms wrapped tightly around Seb's neck and his good leg wrapped around his waist, making their way across the apartment slowly because fuck no matter how much Seb had to reassure his boss about his weight, the man was heavy.
"Right turn," Jim commanded, and Sebastian wanted to punch him.
"I know where the fucking kitchen is." He clenched his jaw. Why the fuck were there so many hallways in this apartment? And floors? This wasn't an apartment at all, really, but a fucking maze. He hoisted the other man up, grunting at the feel of Jim's dick sliding against his back.
"Onward, Steed," Jim mocked. Sebastian could practically hear the smirk he no doubt sported.
"I will fucking drop you." He was completely serious, but Jim only giggled and slapped Seb's ass vulgarly. Seb refused to admit that this made blood rush to his cock.
After more of Jim's commands (including, but not limited to, 'talk dirty to me,' 'suck my dick' and 'paint me like one of your French girls'), they finally reached the kitchen. Sebastian threw his boss on the table, getting ready to rummage through the cupboards for the first aid kit, when Jim happened to hiccup in the middle of his giggling. It was quite possibly the oddest, most adorable thing Sebastian had ever heard come out of the man's mouth, and all first aid kits were immediately forgotten.
And as Sebastian all but threw himself at the man lain out before him, the only thing on his mind was getting revenge for the bastard's stupid orders from earlier.