Disclaimer:
Ixisxfangirlx does not own Naruto…
She wishes she did just so she could make all the characters wear their underwear on the outside… (except Zetsu )
20 things orochimaru will never do...
1 declare his love to Kabuto and ask him to marry him, while playing to a French love song with an acoustic guitar.
2 Train the sound 4 to all become Olympic gold medallists.
3 declare that he's brave and shave.
4 Take a pregnancy test.
5 Release a line of satin underwear for girls.
6 Get a sudden addiction to chick flicks.
7 ask Jiraya why he pervs on girls not boys.
8 Decide that Gai is his role model and start wearing spandex bodysuits.
9 Make a life decision to "rough it" & go commando.
10 Become a pimp and make Sasuke his bitch.
11 Worship Batman and wear his underwear outside of his clothes.
12 Tell Tsunade that she has a nice body.
13 Become the lead singer of an eighties rock band.
14 burn down the lookout tower, then say it was for "Religious Reasons"
15 coach the Rabbitohs.
16 Giggle whenever Sasuke looks at him.
17 send Itatchi love notes saying that he has a secret admirer.
18 Go skydiving.
19 Force team Hebi to do a rain dance with him.
20 Lead a protest on gay rights.